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Sunday, March 2, 2008

Restaurant Review: A16... Should They Rename It?


A16, according to its website, transports the cuisine of Campania & the wood-fired pizzas of Naples to San Francisco's Marina neighborhood. While its pizzas are indeed inspired by the famed Neopolitan slices, it's food is hardly the classic Campanian.


The truly popular cuisine of Campania (the "ankle" of Italy's thigh high "boot") is the coastal food that most people associate with Southern Italy: pizza, eggplants, tomatoes, mozzarella, calzone, lasagna. Food staples include dried pastas like spaghetti not the fresh egg pastas made further north; garlic, oregano, olives, olive oil, chilis, bread & vegetables are all widely used. Pork & beef are more scarce with mullusks, squid, scungilli, shrimp, local fish & to a lesser extent poultry being the proteins of choice. Limoncello is a drink proudly served in every home, each family with it's own secret recipe. You will not find these things at A16.

A16 Pizza Margherita, yummy

At A16, you will find Nate Appleman's salumi hailed far & wide by foodie critics all over this country and other foods not typical of most Campanian regions but they do serve Neopolitan style pizza. Of course, if you go further south to the Calabrian region (the "toe" of Italy) spicy sausages, sorpressata & other salamis made from beef & pork are staples, along with bottarga (preserved tuna roe), swordfish & tuna. But that's an entirely different region of the country. The difference culturally & geographically between Pennsylvania & Georgia.

To be honest, I'm not the "regional" police & don't usually care about the regional authenticity of a menu if the food and service are great. We're in California not Salerno. BUT....


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Not my intent

I would not make a point of illustrating A 16's faults if it were not for how arrogantly the restaurant & its staff boasts of its authentic Southern Italian roots both in the press as well as in the dining room. So enamored is the staff of this dicta that it eschews the very hospitality that Italians are known for by ignoring the desires of its paying guests in the name of what they consider "authenticity".

A case in point was a very recent lunch when a party of three southern Italians from the Campania region sat next to me in the tightly compressed room; so close that our legs kept making contact during lunch (not wholly unpleasant).

Capisco l'italiano un poco, and, when I tell you that, like me, this Neopolitan group was unimpressed by the menu, the wine list & the staff, I am being very kind in my characterization of their feelings.

These Italians were in the wine industry & Ms. Lindgren, the wine director herself, attended them; bringing them selections she thought would favorably impress them instead of allowing them to peruse the wine list & perhaps, imagine it if you will, suggest to her what they would enjoy drinking.

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Wine Director Shelley Lindgren

One of the party, the brother-in-law of the host, switched to beer (Birra Morreti) after the first sip & suggested his companions do the same. He originally asked for a Bloody Mary but was denied because A 16 does not offer a full bar service.

The glasses of wine kept coming even as it was apparent to this observer that these guests were not enjoying them. The brother-in-law kept suggesting that his companions tell the sommelier that they hated her wine choices; but, somehow, both, the servers & Ms. Lindgren remained oblivious to their customers' dissatisfaction and the other two members of the luncheon party were too polite to complain. The glasses remained virtually untouched. Che peccato!

If the sommelier had more graciousness than hubris, she would have asked these Italian oenophiles for their recommendations of her wine list since it was more than obvious to all but the most deluded, they weren't enjoying her selections.

When the most outspoken member of the party asked for tabasco, HP sauce (an English steak sauce), then balsamic vinegar to season what he considered bland prosciutto, meatballs & pizza, he, a native of Campania, was told very snidely by an A16 server that the kitchen contained no condiments that were not southern Italian in origin.
Che cazzo?

Sorry, my Italian paisans, I know that's a naughty phrase but, really, what's happened to the hospitality industry? Attempting to belittle the customer's requests is no way to win their patronage.

When you consider that a lot of the staff is Mexican & over half of the menu could be from Northern Italy, you have to wonder whether little Miss Food Snoot was being entirely honest when she said that they only stock southern Italian foods. We do know she was being smug & obnoxious. It was both unnecessary and inhospitable.

Look, the staff really needs better training. I know this is not L'Atelier de Joel Robouchon but despite the fact that our server couldn't even tell me what type of water they sold, she behaved as though she did and tried with great hauteur to make us feel as though we were silly for asking and should gratefully accept whatever was offered. Bad start to the meal.

The servers are just laboring under misapprehensions & it's time some public-spirited person taught them the truth. I know Nate Appleman is a James Beard Award nominee. I know Shelly Lindgren is considered a fine sommelier by some her industry. These facts do not make the cuisine any tastier nor does it make the dining experience any better.

On the contrary, the food (no matter what its provenance) has suffered while the chef has collected his plaudits & opened another restaurant, SPQR. Maybe he's spending most of his time there.

While the dinner menu is user-friendly and offers a variety of food with an abundance of small plates; the lunch menu is a bit spartan leaving those with a little yen for some pesce or other lighter fare out of luck.


Here's the most "remarkable" of what was tried in three visits:


Looks good, taste is disappointing

Pork meatballs, the special on Meatball Monday nights were tough, mealy, oversalted & lacking flavor. They could have easily hailed from Amici's Pizzeria (just down the road) in a tomato ragu that was flat & tinny. My husband thinks Amici's meatballs are better & he's not fond of the Amici's version. I still have Christopher Hille's original recipe and have had great success repeating it, I found it hard to believe that the meatballs my husband ate that Monday night descended from that wonderful recipe. We waited a week to eat there that night. Per che?

Ditto for a simple romaine & chickory salad offered at lunch that was so unbalanced & vinegary, I was afraid that the chef was seeking to add a new bit of salumi to the menu, "Lori's Pickled Tongue". Beet and radicchio salad with fennel, black olives & a salty housemade ricotta salad fared much better; balancing the fat & acidity with more success.

Another lunch's Mozzarella burrata with olive oil, sea salt & crostini offered crostini that were so crisped they could have easily been used as briquettes for a charcoal grill. They were useless as a vehicle for the burrata. Thank heaven, I had some bread on my table. Although, the sourdough served as the house bread did overwhelm the delicate creamy cheese's interior. At $11 for a slice of burrata, I was disappointed that it was not the beautiful, more nuanced (& expensive) Italian buffalo milk version but, instead, a cows milk burrata, probably from Gioia in Southern California. So much for the server's comment that A16 only serve foods from Southern Italy.

Escarole and sunchoke salad with shavings of pecorino canestrano was light on the sunchoke & the escarole but the slices of "fried" almonds were crisp & sweetly nutty giving this salad some much needed punch.

The pizzas & their toppings are still the way to go here with Bianca, Margherita or the spicy Salsiccia with rapini while not rapturous are never disappointing. I happen to like my pizza a little thinner and crisper, less weighed down with heavy ingredients (more alla Romana) but I still enjoy the wood-fired crust.

Desserts have possibilities but always fall just shy of wonderful. A rich chocolate budino tart that needs to be shared had great promise served with sea salt & fruity olive oil on a crisp shortbread crust but the quenelle of chocolate mousse served on top was overkill. The biscotti & cookies are a nice simple way to end along with a cup of Blue Bottle coffee. Gelato & sorbetto are offered in 1, 2 or 3 scoops. Cheeses of good & varied selections served with housemade breads are available for the sweets-averse.

Overall, the good choices are fairly limited.
It really is a grazer's menu with the best options being the small vegetarian plates & that's fine if you happen to wander in off the street to sit at the bar (and many of the food cognoscenti do); but when you reserve a table a week or more in advance you want something more substantial than pizzas & cicchetti.

I wonder how many people go to A 16 for its great reputation, go away disappointed, never returning but remain silent because they don't want to seem like unsophisticated, untutored diners in the face of all the raves in the press this restaurant has garnered.

I can tell you those three Italian diners after a while were laughing at the wait staff & the number of times the servers came over to ask how they were enjoying their meals; especially since the staff was so pompous about it.
The Italians started with a curt, "It's ok' and progressed to louder exclamations because the staff seemed so disappointed with these diners lack of reaction until the more outspoken guy in the group said very sarcastically with eyes rolling around in their spheres,
"It's GORGEOUS!, ok ?"

I mean, A16 people, get real. You serve pizza, meatballs, prosciutto & salads not ambrosia, and you serve this pedestrian fare with a major attitude.

No one who has eaten at truly stellar dining establishments is going to ooooh & aaaahhh orgasmically over that food. I suggest that if the staff of A16 wants to step it up a notch, they should go to Acquerello, Quince, Incanto, Perbacco or even Antica Trattoria and see what great food & hospitality is all about.




Hell, you may even hope that a place that brings Campania to San Francisco might offer more food from the Campanian coastal region other than just pizza & maccaronara. How about a few small plates of Mozzarella En Carrozza, Scungilli Salad, Caprese Salad, Calzone, Eggplant & dare I ask, Lasagna? Seafood is fairly abundant in the Campania Region which includes the dramatic Amalfi Coast, how about some fish dishes and a little limoncello to wash them down with (for the more intrepid quaffer of alcoholic beverages). These are not sexy cutting edge foods, I grant you; but, they are a large part of the Campanian culinary vernacular.

There are geographical purists and A16 restaurant advocates who have pointed out to me that the A16 road leads from Naples to the more isolated sparsely populated mountainous regions of Campania and that A16 restaurant is faithful to that cuisine. Bravo! Very true.

Although other reviews in the press have incorrectly reported that A16 is the road from Rome to Naples or the road from Naples to points south, Autostrada 16 (the Autostrada dei Due Mari) traverses the interior countryside of Campania from the east in Naples to Canosa Puglia to the west. It's cuisine is very unique in the region with some influences from as far flung as Albania (there is an ethnic Albanian population in the region). It's food with its hazelnuts, chestnuts, egg pastas, game & cured meats resembles more the cuisine of its Northern Italian neighbors than its Southern regional paisans.

However that does not change the fact that the majority of the 5.8 million Campanians live in the densely populated coastal towns & villages. The coastal foods are the foods widely associated with the region and are vastly underrepresented by a restaurant who boldly claims to bring Campania to the San Francisco Marina.

Why do I care? Honestly, I don't.

Obviously, the chef & owners are entitled to do what they like with their restaurant. They are under no obligation to represent all the food of an entire region. I wouldn't really care if they called it Atlantis and were serving hot dogs & hamburgers; as long as the food was delicious and the staff was pleasant and efficient.

I am not in the restaurant business nor am I only a seeker of culinary truth. I just like eating where there is good food & a convivial atmosphere.

My "bone" of contention is that this restaurant breaches its promise to the public. It's not some small pizza joint trying to eke out a living. It's received accolade after accolade for its allegedly excellent regional Italian food and has a responsibility to maintain that excellence.

But it fails on that count, with a culinary experience that has steadily deteriorated since the departure of Christopher Hille who manned the helm at A16's inception. His restaurant was fine casual dining at it most relaxed and transcendent. That was then, this is now.

The truth is eating at a casual dining establishment like A16 with mediocre food and arrogant staff is like dating an unattractive man who is both abusive and penniless: you can't help feeling that you might do better elsewhere.

If the staff was accommodating & the food was inexpensive & mediocre, I wouldn't complain. I wouldn't go back but I wouldn't complain.

If the food were fantastic & the staff was obnoxious, I'd enjoy my food & move on. I wouldn't go back but at least I had a good meal so again, no complaints.

However, when a restaurant has enjoyed a well-established reputation for excellence, and both the service and the food are now well below par, I feel like an injustice has been done to the public. (Especially when reserving a table at a reasonable hour requires them calling at least a week in advance.) Be assured, I will complain.

About everything. Things both large & small.

Large things like major public health inspection violations (rodent infestation in the 10/07 inspection report according to Clean Scores.com).

Small things like selling the Neopolitan vibe while practically restricting the menu to Irpinian cuisine, an incredibly elegant yet simple style of Italian food from one of the least populous areas of Campania that, unfortunately, the cooks at A16 don't always do justice to either with food that is often unbalanced in flavor and disappointing in texture.

Chefs far & wide admire the cuisine of Irpinia, ex-executive chef Christopher Hille and Oliveto's ex chief Paul Bertolli studied there under Chef Antonio Pisaniello. Rocco Di Spirito brought the man to his failed reality T.V. restaurant; maybe A-16 should send its line cooks to cook with him, too.

To most Americans, rightly or wrongly, the food of Campania means Naples, Capri, Sorrento, the Amalfi Coast. The name A16 throws no light on the real focus of the cuisine because most Americans can never understand the tangled spaghetti that are the roads in Italy nor seemingly do most critics in the press.

Maybe A 16 should just change their name to "Mesali", a word in the local dialect of Avellino as well as an organization of restaurants in Avellino dedicated to Irpinian cuisine, to better reflect the intent of their menu. Mesali literally means "tablecloths", a way of indicating hospitality. Perhaps then, the staff at A16 will show some and their guests will all eat happily ever after.

Ya think?

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The Campania Region

Ovo-lacto vegetarians will be fine here but vegans beware this is an Italian place after all, cheese is king! I saw several couples with babies here. This is really not a child friendly atmosphere. The noise level is high, the conditions are cramped. Lots of people are imbibing. Take the kids to Za's, Giorgio's or Amici's. They'll be happier & so will everyone else.

The prices are not at all exorbitant but the small plates can add up quickly. Pizza's are $15 & can be easily shared. The wine list proffers selections almost exclusively from the south of Italy, not particularly revered for its winemaking; but, California selections are also available as well as beer. Many wines are available by the glass & the sommeliers take particular pride in directing you to various selections. A 16 does not have a hard liquor license, so no pomegranatini's, kiddies.

A 16
2355 Chestnut Street
between Scott & Divisadero Street
(415) 771-2216
Website

Lunch
Wednesday - Friday 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m.

Dinner
Sunday - Thursday 5:00 - 10:00 p.m.
Friday & Saturday 5:00 - 11:00 p.m.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Restaurant Review: Epic Roasthouse, A Preliminary Report

The Epic Roasthouse Bar Area & Open Kitchen

It was a beautiful Tuesday afternoon; so despite having reservations to another "see and be seen" hot lunchspot as well, (I confess I double book everything but I always cancel the unwanted reservations at least an hour before) yours truly and a friend decided to go and investigate San Francisco's most controversial steakhouse, Epic Roasthouse. This posting is not intended as a critique but only an initial peek at the city's latest waterfront dining experience. It's too early to pass judgment; but, if the crowd is any indication, Epic Roasthouse is already a raging success.



View of restaurant from the bar area

When you are bold enough to emblazon the word Epic across the front of your door, you'd better be prepared to back it up or expect a few slings & arrows of outrageous critiques shooting at you. Time will tell if there's truth in the advertising but one thing's for sure: Pat Kuleto, as usual, pulled out all the visual stops.

While the decor does verge on the kitsch, its fantasy of a pumphouse whose water could have saved San Francisco from the 1906 fire is far from objectionable & much less obtrusive in person than in photographs. The wall finishes are hard, but the seats are soft and the bay views are spectacular. It's a great space.

I wish I could say the same for the service & the food; but, it's early yet. Chef Jan Birnbaum & company must be given some latitude to right the wrongs.

While Waterbar restaurant, the yin to Epic Roasthouse's yang, already seems to have a handle on both the customer & culinary service front; Epic's staff and food still has some growing pains to undergo.

A 1:15 reservation turned into a 1:40 seating. Nowhere to wait without stepping on other toes proved less of a challenge that it might have because of the lovely weather & location which allowed us to wait outside by the bay. If, however, the weather had proved inclement, we would have been very unhappy with the 20 minute wait, particularly since both the waiting area & the bar area were crowded and rather small for a restaurant of this size.

Our inattentive server who forgot a side dish (we never did receive it) & failed to refill empty glasses was ably assisted by other servers who proved the ability to rise to the occasion & seemed more willing to attend to us.

The Signature Pump House Wheel


View of the Bay Bridge from our table


The lunch menu covers a wide range of midday meal classics: soups, salads, burger, fish, chicken, steaks with prices ranging from $1.75 per oyster in mignonette or cocktail sauce to $38 for a 14 oz cut of Prime Rib. Most entrees are in the low $20's. Sides ($8) are cheekily named "Things You Want In a Steakhouse" and include the usual suspects: garlic fries, onion rings, mac & cheese, etc. Desserts ($10) include Epic cookies, beignets, bread pudding, creme brulee & a sundae.

There is also a 3 course pre-fixe "Multi Tasker's Lunch" for $29 or $32 which promises to expedite service to 50 minutes ( I assume that doesn't include the time spent waiting for your table) with a dessert of Epic cookies to go. A good idea considering how many business power lunches are likely to take place here with the Embarcadero Center in such close proximity & a valet to park those Mercedes-Benz's.

A 4% surcharge is added to the bill to provide for "the very best health benefits" for Epic employees. A laudable sentiment but why should patrons bear the burden of Epic Roasthouse investors costs; we won't be receiving any of the profits, will we?

French Onion Soup



Clam Chowder


The Fixings for the Epic Burger


The Epic Burger


Chocolate Souffle with Warm Chocolate Ganache & Sea Salted Caramel Cinnamon Scented Ice Cream

As to the food itself:
Both soups were flavorful & plentiful for $3.50 per cup.

The Roasted Onion Soup with Raclette cheese was a deconstructed French onion soup with a rich broth and a large crusty crouton with unctuous raclette cheese melted over it.

The Clam Chowder with Hobb's Bacon & Classic Mire Poix had neither the bacon nor a truly classic mirepoix (just a few carrot cubes cut by someone with inadequate knife skills); but, it had great flavor, plump juicy clams & a savory broth with a slight hint of cream to round out the soup &, happily, none of the roux that usually mars a Boston clam chowder. It's a light riff on the classic. Yummy!

Unhappily, the house breads, which arrived well after our first courses, instead of before them, were tiny leaden bricks purported to be a cornbread madeline, a gruyere popover & a slice of ciabatta. Needless to say, I didn't eat them but then again I didn't need to.

Lunch was a rather lackluster Roasted Chicken Salad ($15 ) with a suspicion of walnuts, a few slices of apple & dark chicken pieces that included the hip joints, tendons and other unsavory chicken parts. The simple vinaigrette & seasonings were balanced which is about the best you can say about the dish.

The Ultimate Burger ($20) was far from epic but was perfectly cooked to medium rare, I thought I detected breadcrumbs in the meat but I can't really be sure. I hope I'm wrong. it would be silly to stretch a burger that way; especially an "ultimate" one. The burger was accompanied by excellent house-cured pickles with a hint of sweet spice (cinnamon, allspice?), crisp house-made waffle chips & an array of trimmings (bacon bits, mushrooms, corn relish, coarse-grain mustard & mayo) artfully presented on a separate wooden tray in porcelain cache pots. A side of a chili-tomato paste was served in lieu of ketchup. I must say I missed the cheese but the brioche bun was flavorful & sturdy enough to hold it all together.

Dessert was a warm Scharffenberger chocolate souffle ($10) accompanied by warm chocolate ganache & sea salt caramel (& cinnamon, according to our server) ice cream. The souffle was too dense & rich for my tastes especially with the unnecessary addition of warm chocolate ganache. It was less souffle than puffy molten lava cake. The ice cream, however, was luscious. A hint of salt with the creamy caramel flavor (cinnamon was barely detectable to this palate) was like manna from heaven. I would order that ice cream again & again & again & again! Would you say I like it?

Overall, food underwhelming but not completely disappointing. Wine list looked okay with many varietals from excellent wine producers: some wines by the glass & several bottle format options. Good atmosphere. Some servers committed, like the fabulous Felix who rescued us from restaurant purgatory; some not so committed, like our table's server, the M.I.A. British ex-pat whose name escapes me.

So far, I prefer Waterbar to its brother, Epic Roasthouse for it's stellar service, fresher than fresh food, free filtered tap & sparkling water, and great variety of non-alcoholic drinks at lunch; but, hey, it's early yet & too soon to tell. Hopefully, Epic Roasthouse will rally & deliver more fully on the promise that the magnificent site & early hoopla offers.

Damn it, guess I need to visit them both a few more times over the next few months!

Oh woe is me, woe is me! These trials are meant to test our mettle; we must rise to meet the challenge!


Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Restaurant Review: Waterbar Preliminary Report

Now, I know it's silly to post a review on a brand new high profile restaurant less than 3 weeks after it opened. BUT, today's Chronicle splashed Waterbar & it's land-locked brother, Epic RoastHouse all over it's front page (guess it was a slow news day), wasting no time in lambasting it for devastating the San Francisco waterfront with its atrocious footprint and architecturally grotesque proportions that, according to the articles author, would be better suited to the wine country than the city.

A blight on the San Francisco landscape would be perfectly suited to wine country? HUH?? Guess he doesn't think much of Sonoma County, either.

The author also snarked about the prices charged in this new venture by mega-restauranteur, Pat Kuleto, without, of course, ever entering the restaurants & eating there. Can't let the facts get in the way of a good slam. (Click on this post's title to read the original article.)

I was incensed & even though I know nobody but friends will read this I felt a need for a balance in the press. So here we are..... The hubby & I happen to go for lunch there this Sunday because it was a beautiful day, we were hungry & I wanted to see the latest greatest. While traffic along the Embarcadero is as congested as ever & we crawled along at a snail's pace, the sight of a valet ready & waiting for us once we got there was an incredibly welcome one as we pulled up to the curb.

Both restaurants are set well back from the street as well as the waterfront, so passing pedestrians need not ever feel as if they are being imposed upon. While the location of the front entrance was not immediately apparent to me, we found it quickly enough.

View of the saltwater tanks from our table in the Main Dining Room

We entered sans reservations and were immediately greeted & seated by warm, friendly hostesses. It's a handsome space with Kuleto's usual sense of style & whimsy. Two floor to ceiling, tubular aquariums filled with live coral reefs, wolf eel, lobster, perch, sea urchins & other aquatic wonders anchored the main dining room which is where we were seated in a comfy two top, adjacent to the first aquarium. The entire west wall is a large tank where Dungeness crabs swim and spend their last few remaining hours before becoming one of Chef/owner Mark Franz and Executive Chef Parke Ulrich's culinary creations. There's the now obligatory open kitchen where you can see the staff give each other back rubs as they churn out lunch. There are several bar areas (& outdoor patios) but the only one I saw this visit was the raw bar just off the main dining room where a few tables & counter seating are available.

A few of our dining companions

As I said, this a preliminary review posted as a response to the unfairly negative press this restaurant seems to have garnered, so I'll keep it brief because I intend to more fully review this in a month or two. I'll just post my notes:

Lunch was great.

Chopped Lobster salad with green goddess dressing

Professional yet personable, knowledgeable service; beautiful room, noise level surprisingly tolerable, carafes of free filtered tap water served still or sparking, yummy lychee iced tea, Izze sparkling drinks, fantastic wine list, fabulous cappuccinos.

The starters:

Pristinely fresh Kampachi sashimi (drizzle of olive oil) with julienne of radish served on beautiful slab of thickly cut Himalayan Rose salt. Salt slab definitely imparted saltiness but didn't overwhelm. Impressive! $12

A white bean soup pureed with red wine & truffle oil; too much, unreduced, oaky red wine ( a chianti maybe?) overwhelmed the bean & black truffle flavor. Someone will probably realize it soon. (Hopefully) $9

The entree:

An enormous chopped salad with at least 6 -7 oz. of sweet succulent lobster meat (lots of claws, yaay, my fave) perfectly steamed (did they poach it in butter, too?) good crisp veggies that taste like they've been mildly pickled, little gem lettuce, nice green goddess dressing but would like less of it. Still a good balanced dish. $25

Waterbar offers smaller format options. We each chose a larger salad, a smaller one could be had for $15. This was true of all the salad options for lunch.

Waterbar's mission statement is to serve the freshest, seasonal, sustainably raised seafood available with simple preparations that allow the main ingredient to shine. Can't wait to have a few dinners, maybe sit at the bar a few times & add some additional lunches so I can weigh in my opinion but so far so good!

Go and see for yourself; it's definitely not just for tourists!








Waterbar
399 The Embarcadero
San Francisco, Ca. 94105
415-284-9922
website





Sunday, February 17, 2008

Restaurant Review: One Market

It will be 15 years this coming April since my husband and I moved from the insular little island of Manhattan to the great Golden Gate with it's rugged terrain and breathtaking vistas. I must admit that it took me awhile to adapt to San Francisco with its treacherous hills, sleepy sidewalks, slow-moving traffic and laughable mass transit system (I'll never forget one well-meaning person try to warn me about BART, as though it were some superhighway that required the highest navigational aptitude when, in fact, there were only six or seven stops on a couple of lines in the whole city).

Just having moved from NY, where I had lived all 30 years of my life, I felt like I was in a vast cultural desert away from everything I knew and loved.
I missed the energy, the verve, the noise. With my fresh from New York cadence, I would walk past pedestrians in San Francisco (much to their chagrin) like they were standing still. I would wait impatiently on line (I guess only New Yorkers wait "on line", apparently the rest of the country waits "in line") while unbelievably chatty grocery store cashiers discussed the merits of the produce being purchased by each customer. I would try without success to hail cabs in the middle of a street. It was maddening!

So when I needed a little New York fix, I would walk down Columbus Avenue (a much different place than my then beloved Manhattan's Columbus Ave.) down Montgomery Street through the financial district where the buildings were tall, the sidewalks were crowded with hurried masses and only a sliver of nature was in evidence when you glimpsed small slices of blue sky between the highrises.
There, amidst those dark huddled buildings, I discovered a little oasis that reminded me of home. At the end of that tunnel of financial institutions, was a street called Market and the first building was appropriately labeled "One". It was a welcome and magnificent sight.

No cutsey little colorfully painted Victorian (although there were odd contraptions known as cable cars roaming the streets) but a proper building made of glass, brick, steel and stone. What made it all the better was that it housed a restaurant of gigantic proportions that served generous portions of well-cooked food; proper food, not just sprouts and lettuce and avocado but food that you can sink your teeth into where those weeds were the garnish not the main entree and I was a happy woman; I had discovered One Market which was also a newcomer to the bay area, and it was good.

One Market & the Hyatt.


Fast forward some 15 years, I am quite the happy San Franciscan resident, contentedly chatting with cashiers at grocery stores about what I'm making for dinner, looking askance at those rude people who go rushing around me when I'm out for a little stroll and I avoid downtown San Francisco like the plague.
It had been many years since I bothered to wander down Market Street looking for solace, and I hadn't patronized Bradley Odgen's One Market since the last time Ogden, himself, donned the chef's whites and criticized his cooks' mise en place. A long time, indeed.

However, when I read that San Francisco Chronicle's premier critic, Michael Bauer, decided to revisit it and gave One Market an eye-popping three and one half stars (after the Michelin people bestowed it with an equally astounding one star), I thought it was time I revisited my old haunt.

The interior is as handsome as ever with its roomy bar/lounge area and enormous picture windows to watch the parade of people down busy Market Street while you wait for a table or linger over an after dinner aperitif.

The views of the Ferry Building awash in light remain ever present and welcome. Arched ceilings finished with brick and stucco are still present and accounted for.
The booths have been super-sized to accommodate parties of six which made service for four a bit of a stretch ( and I mean literally not metaphorically) with yours truly having to acrobatically reach over my dinner companions every time the busboy wanted to refill my water glass, wine glass, retrieve my plate, change my silverware or serve me in any number of routine ways.

The menu layout is a hodgepodge of items reminiscent of a Molly Stone supermarket flyer with specials, tasting menus, a la carte items & crab festivals festooned all over that poor piece of parchment, leaving this diner and her dinner companions wondering why such a simple bill of fare cannot be presented in a more straightforward, and elegant, user friendly manner.

An experienced cryptographer would be hard-pressed to decipher the hieroglyphic-like menu. Some serious editing by an accomplished graphic artist would be money well-spent by the management team at Lark Creek Management Group.

In addition to the menu itself was a small cheat sheet (which more than one of us somehow misplaced) that showed you a week's worth of daily roast specials. A unique addendum to a Michelin star awarded menu where the wait staff should be able to retain by memory what the special roast of the day is without burdening the patron with a week's worth of the restaurant's roasted specials. Even a Denny's would spare its diners that kind of paper overload.

Our server was pleasant but obviously out of his element. He began his introductions by stammering something about this being the "15th annual inaugural anniversary" of One Market's opening.

While he understood that he had said something amiss (particularly after we all laughed good-naturedly) the poor man tried but couldn't rephrase his sentence; neither could he explain any of the featured menu items nor the chef's tasting menu; although, he was quite good at pushing the a la carte sides, extra bottles of water & other sundry items all unsolicited by us; with, one presumes, the hope of increasing the bill's ultimate tab.

Not an auspicious beginning, I don't like the "would you like to supersize that?" service mentality in a fine dining establishment. It's unseemly and unnecessary since most of us are in fact happy to both open and empty our wallets when we go into what we hope is three and a half star restaurant.

We had all started with cocktails (mine, an Iron Horse sparkling brut rose', the best of the limited sparking wines by the glass offered), then ordered a bottle of Peter Michael chardonnay and spring water before we even finished our cocktails but our server started his spiel anyway (maybe because we brought a bottle of Ambullneo Pinot Noir, an excellent boutique wine from California's central coast) so it made it doubly annoying that we were being hawked in this manner.

Because our server was not capable of explaining the tasting menu, we decided to play it safe and all ordered from the a la carte menu.

Of course, despite the menu debacle & the unpolished service, the food itself is anything but fast-food like. Although the obligatory amuse bouche of bay shrimp ceviche, artlessly presented on 4 stainless steel spoons in a small white plate (and improbably placed in the middle of the gargantuan table amidst a sea of glasses, pepper mills, bread & butter plates for us to try to wade in and dive for) left me unimpressed, the starters progressed on a more positive note.

Chef Mark Dommen offers New American cuisine with an emphasis on the seasonal and "sustainable". Nearby Ferry Building Farmer's Market provides the inspiration for his daily menus.

Thoughtful compositions and clean flavors graced our dishes with starters like beet carpaccio served with a ceviche-like anointment of plump rock shrimp garnished with sliced radishes and crispy ginger flakes that added a delightfully bright note to the dish; nettle ravioli with small graceful rabbit meatballs and black trumpet mushrooms in a parmesan emulsion; and Dungeness crabcakes that were a tiny trio of sweet, crisp and utterly crabby cakes without the usual bready filling that mars the gustatory perfection of that crustacean.
Main courses of a crisp but delicate potato-crusted petrale sole with a foamy meuniere sauce were perfectly prepared. However, two of us opted for the signature grilled lamb loin with huckleberry jus atop a braise of cocoa-inflected lamb shoulder and polenta cake. My dish suffered from poor expediting, as it was left under the heating lamps for too long, my medium rare lamb loin was barely pink and its huckleberry jus had congealed into more of a huckleberry gelee' by the time I received it. The flavors were there but the textures suffered mightily. My husband's "roast of the day", on the other hand, comprised of juicy tender, rosy slices of pork shoulder with a simple jus. Since the "roasts" are completely a la carte, he ordered two sides: one a saute of spinach & the surprise hit of the night, the "big fries" shown below:

Unfortunately, there was rather a long stage wait of almost an hour between courses. Our server was extremely apologetic and the busboy kept plying us with bottled water and bread but this is, needless to say, unacceptable under any circumstances.

The entire dinner from soup to nuts was four hours long with interminable waits between our two courses; while dinners lasting this length of time is de rigeur for those who choose to partake of the chef's tasting menus at places like French Laundry, Per Se, Cyrus etc. where course after delectable course keeps coming at you in a timely manner and is priced accordingly, it is utterly disastrous for a place like One Market where the chef's six course tasting menu, should you choose it (we didn't, if we had we might still be there), is only $75 per person and a table turnover of twice a night is probably an economic necessity. Two and half to three hours is plenty of time for the style of service offered at One Market, if the meals are properly expedited.

A table of four that only orders two courses should not be forced to spend the entire night because of the restaurant's mismanagement. I know this is an unusual complaint, having a leisurely dinner in a popular restaurant where one is all too often given the bum's rush to make way for the next seating. I would have enjoyed the pace much more if I had actually been eating during all that time. It was Saturday night and while I wouldn't call the restaurant jammed, the tables were reasonably full; but the disconnect between the front and back of the house could not be explained by an overload of patrons. It's just poor oversight that ruined the evening.

After the entrees were finally cleared, our server informed us that we would all be receiving complimentary mini-versions of the dessert special but wouldn't we like to order three or four more desserts for the table?

We were enjoying each others company if not our One Market experience but it was getting late for our friends who were BART-ing it back to Walnut Creek and needed to make the 10:25 train if they were going to get home that night, so we declined dessert for fear of waiting yet another hour but two of us did opt for port (Graham 20 year tawny port) & someone ordered coffee but it was now after 10 pm ( we had been there since 6:15 pm) and we needed to get moving.

The complimentary dessert arrived, a fairly pedestrian offering of dense chocolate layer cake with a filling of chocolate ganache & a hit of toffee, frosted with more ganache & covered in slivered almonds, was served & dutifully tasted. The check was brought & paid, we were out the door with barely enough time for our friends to make their train.

So....

Recent critical reviews notwithstanding, One Market is not a temple of haute cuisine; it is an upscale California bistro (or dare I say it?-- diner!). The fare is clean, simple and straightforward even if the layout of the menu isn't.

The food here is good but not remarkable, the service and ambiance have suffered over the years despite the beauty of its site. The noise level was so high we had to shout to be heard. The kitchen had serious management issues with a style of food that should have been relatively simple to execute. The tables were so cumbersome that simple tasks like clearing dishes and refilling glasses required herculean efforts by both staff and patron (with more than one dirty fork dropped by the busboy onto to the jacket sleeve of our unsuspecting guest).

If this was a new chef with a new management team, I would say they just needed to work out the kinks and should be given some time to make adjustments; but chef Mark Dommen and GM Larry Bouchard have been manning the helm since 2004 and 1997, respectively. The Lark Creek Restaurant Group has managed it since day one, February 16, 1993.

There are no excuses, it's just a case of management myopia, complacency and neglect.

While I don't doubt that Chef Dommen is a man of culinary gifts (his resume speaks for itself) his vision is not being executed. If he thinks it is, then maybe he should wear bifocals and take a closer look or better yet, take a long walk around the restaurant during service and see for himself. The best chefs often do.

The fact that critics like Michael Bauer & his Gallic brethren at Michelin have embraced this restaurant does not mean that you should spend your money at One Market, if you are looking for a place to celebrate a special occasion. There are far better places to go to in the Bay Area. It does, however, beg the question of whether or not Mssrs. Bauer & co. are also members of the Lark Creek Restaurant Group and just looking out for their investment when they bestowed those plaudits because neither the food nor the experience add up to four and half stars (One Michelin, Three and half from the San Francisco Chronicle's Michael Bauer).

While I would happily eat at the bar or grab an open table if I were downtown, hungry and out sightseeing with a visiting aunt, I would never choose to eat there when I was looking for an extraordinary dining experience or celebrating a special occasion. I doubt that any of the aforementioned gustatory gurus would, either.

Frankly, I am appalled that any critic would think the restaurant going public in San Francisco wouldn't know the difference between food that's being served in restaurants like One Market and the caliber of food that is served in restaurants like La Folie, Gary Danko, Acquerello, Michael Mina, Masa, Fleur de Lys and Quince.

One Market's closest cousin, relative to service, is Fog City Diner, possibly Lori's Diner with a staff of servers that is just barely adequate; and, it's food quality is more comparable to (not type of cuisine but presentation & execution) Pres a Vis, Isa, Garibaldi's, LuLu's or maybe Zuni Cafe (Relax, Judy Rodgers fans; Zuni might be better).

Perbacco, Boulevard, Jardiniere, Piperade & Spruce are far better choices for those seeking quality food and service that is polished but slightly less precious than the highest echelon of restaurants in the city. One Market will never be in their league until serious adjustments are made .

I may not have been born here but San Francisco is my adopted home and I have great respect for its culinary traditions and gastronomic savoir faire.

I hope the professional food "experts" do, too, because ordinary people really do rely on their opinions when seeking food nirvana and deserve better from their culinary guides.

The facts:

A two course "a la carte" dinner for four with cocktails, a bottle of Peter Michael chardonnay, corkage fee for another bottle, several bottles of water & after dinner drinks was roughly $500 with gratuity. Hardly cheap but, unfortunately, not astronomical either, in this day and age.

Starters run from $12.95 - $14.75.
Entrees are from $18.00 for a vegetarian risotto to $76 for the 32 oz. Prime Ribeye for 2 with most entree prices averaging in the mid $20's.
Sides are $6.95 each and contain most of the vegetarian options for this menu. (Not a vegetarian friendly place).
Desserts are $5 for a "mini", $9 for a "Seasonal" dessert, $13 for a platter of three mini desserts, $8.50 & $9 for "Frozen Treats"
A selection of Cheeses is proffered with one cheese for $12 & $6 for each additional cheese.
There is a 3 course prefixe Winter Menu for $45 (starter, entree, dessert).
There is a 6 course Chef's Tasting Menu for $75 (good luck finding out what that entails).
There is also the chef's table which can only be reserved by phone for 1 party a night. Apparently, the chef's themselves preside over the service as well as the cooking. (This may explain why the kitchen is having difficulties fulfilling orders) Call for the restaurant for details.

The wine list is completely American in composition (which is proudly proclaimed on the list itself) except, of course for the ports and dessert wines. Some civic minded person should point this out to the sommelier. Markups are what you would anticipate.
One Market offers a full bar service.


One Market
1 Market Street
San Francisco, Ca. 94105
415-777-5577

Saturday, February 16, 2008

SF Restaurant Roundup: Hungry? Need A Quick Bite to Eat? These Neighborhood Joints Are For You!


Ever been hungry & just wanted to eat out somewhere, anywhere where there was good food, an open table & the staff ratio was not three to one (3 staff members for every patron).

Where there wasn't a full-time sommelier & the person who greets and seats doesn't require a dossier on all your culinary experiences to decide if you qualify for admission or, worse, look at you like you're one of the less lovable Martians because you showed up with the ridiculous expectation of being able to have dinner there without scheduling it 6 weeks in advance.

You know the kind of a place I mean, a restaurant where they sell the food, not the chef's latest cookbook; and want you to eat, not revel in the glory of gastronomy. Where the cooks just cook, the servers just serve and nobody is vying for a spot in latest rendition of Bravo's Top Chef.
You sit, you order, you eat; all within a 45-60 minute window. Where you can meet a friend for a quick bite without being forced to make plans that would make General MacArthur look like a flower child of the 1960's Haight Ashbury vintage. Everybody doesn't have to know your name but maybe it's easy enough to get into that you can go regularly and they recognize you by sight.
San Francisco is a small town. Maybe the joint is within walking distance, maybe it requires a cab or a quick drive; but, it's reliable; and, while not every dish is Michelin star worthy, there are some dishes that are really worth the effort of putting down that takeout menu, getting off your coach and going there.
My list will not include the so-called neighborhood spots like Spruce or A-16 which are supposed to be neighborhood joints and do offer bar service to the undeserving reservationless; but, are really just wolves in sheep's clothing.
Burma Superstar, the darling of good, cheap eats will not qualify because it takes over 15 minutes to get a table most nights. I just can't wait that long when I'm hungry & its cold & foggy out. Which is why Eliza's, Ebisu, Yank Sing & the scrumptious pizzeria, Little Star with its amazing salads & namesake deep-dish pizza (the Little Star) will be excluded.
Take out is the best bet at those places (except Yank Sing, dim sum to go is insane, don't do it!)

My list includes the best dishes to order in a place that may not have a lot of curb appeal or offer many other dishes worth eating but is always relatively easy (within 10 minute wait) to get a table for two even if you do have to order at the counter and bus your own table. Of course, there are also a few "white cloth" places, too. But, I include only the sketchiest of descriptions so click on the restaurant's name to be redirected to their websites for further info.
With the exception of La Taqueria, most of these restaurants are in the northern part of San Francisco which is, essentially, my backyard. A more complete list will be posted as I work my way around the city more frequently. Here they are:
  • The smoked salmon pizza with roasted yukon gold potatoes, leeks and drizzles of creme fraiche always has people seated at tables nearby ask me what I ordered at Rigolo Cafe.
  • Phenomenal desserts & good risotto (don't order the gnocchi) at Street
  • Fish tacos, grilled or batter-fried baja-style, with an agua fresca to drink and some tortilla soup to start at Nick's Crispy Tacos
  • The tacos & the pastry-like cheese quesadilla have achieved legendary status at La Taqueria and you'll be glad you went. Burritos are good, too & free of rice but stay away from the carnitas.
  • Yes, I know it's part of a chain but I love the salmon skewers with spinach salad at Askew Grill
  • Try a little chicken satay, the pumpkin curry (vegetarian version is the best), coconut rice or Rice with Chicken and yellow curry at Little Thai
  • Can't go wrong with anything in this tiny Marina spot but the wakame salad, ahi poke & unagi bowl at Pacific Catch are standouts.
  • Yes, yes another chain but it's a huge place (i.e. really easy to get a table) & a beautiful spot for Sunday brunch: yummy frittatas, fried calamari, crespelle, tosto francese with mascarpone, or any pizza at Il Fornaio; bonus, great mimosas made with fresh orange juice. Pastas are uneven, stay away from anything that seems overly ambitious because it is. Good starters, though.
  • Good for breakfast, grilled burgers and hot sandwiches; the variations of eggs benedict, breakfast burrito & skillets are the faves at Polker's Gourmet Burgers but go early if you want breakfast on the weekends & make sure you buy your coffee at nearby Peets or Starbuck's & bring it to breakfast because Polker's coffee is the pits. Don't worry the staff is used to those to-go cups of coffee brought in from elsewhere.
  • The rooms are huge, pretty & allow you to be easily accommodated even the multi-level bar area is roomy; order the lemon basa at Ana Mandara.
  • The pizzas, salmon cosy, beet salad & any dessert at Rose's Cafe
  • The farmer greens main salad with add-ons, fresh roast turkey sandwiches and the everyday is Thanksgiving sides at Pluto's
  • The falafels, California burger and steak fries at Barney's Gourmet Burgers
  • The rotisserie chicken is meltingly tender or, order the maya burrito & agua fresca (free refills) at Andale Taqueria. Don't forget to stop by the salsa bar with all kinds of fresh organic housemade condiments.
  • The breakfast burrito, Sol's bagel, Apple & Gorgonzola Toast and the Berkeley Bowl at The Grove either the one on Chestnut or on Fillmore.
  • The sushi and sake at Hime. The rolls are insanely large so be prepared to share.
  • Anything at Garibaldi's. They do it all well, and, unlike their close neighbor on Spruce Street you can actually eat at a table there (except Saturday night). Believe it or not, the bill of fare and execution of the dishes isn't much different than Spruce. The interior isn't as glamorous as that other place but it's no dive, either.
  • Pres a Vi is huge, easy to get into & has great small plates plus they have finally relaxed about pushing their flights of wines by the glass.
  • Great naan & free chai at where else? Naan-n-Curry
  • The Fog City Diner, tourist destination that it may still be because of those long ago Visa commercials, is pretty reliable and never more than a 10 minute wait. The grub is fresh, if not inspired, keep it basic (burgers, raw bar, sandwiches, salads, pasta, mu-shu pork burrito, calamari, pot roast) & you'll be OK. I've never had a lousy meal though on occasion I have had bad servers.
  • Chef Jia's Chinese restaurant in the financial district will satisfy your Chinese food jones & never have you waiting for a table like the over-rated House of Nanking next door. Interesting combinations of Hunan style cuisine, good fish & definitely veggie friendly.
  • The bar at One Market. Huge lounge area, great people watching both inside & out, can get crowded with patrons waiting for the tables at the restaurant but you can probably squeeze in 2 people anytime. It's not the full menu but get the great martinis, wines by the glass, the big fries, chickpea fritters, Caesar salad & who knows maybe a table will open up while you wait. My review of the restaurant coming soon.
  • MarketBar in the Ferry Building. Sit outside in the enormous & sunny streetside patio with fab vistas for lunch, inside for dinner and revel in fresh from the market produce & meats with Mediterranean-inspired menus that change frequently & showcase the seasonal. Lunch is busiest especially on market days and good luck with parking at night (valet available at lunchtime) but if you're in the area anyway or can't get into Slanted Door this is a good option.
  • Sam's Grill is old school San Francisco seafood. Fresh & simply prepared with crotchety old waiters who may lack charisma but know how to get your food to the table.
  • Want some amazing steak frites, tomato soup in puff pastry, smoked salmon carpaccio or maybe a little cassoulet? Then Jeanty at Jack's is your bistro. Located downtown in a landmark building and owned by the renown Phillipe Jeanty of Napa's Bistro Jeanty fame and the original chef of Domaine Chandon's restaurant in Yountville (I know I said no all-star chefs but the staff is relaxed here). It's a classic that isn't too tough to get into (though not the best choice if you're a vegetarian).
  • B* Star Bar, little sister of Burma Superstar, has the tea leaf salad, the rainbow salad and the samusas but is also trying to separate itself from it's older sibling as younger siblings often do, by trying to become more of an asian fusion place; sometimes successfully, sometimes not so much but if you and your friends are tired of waiting to get into Burma Superstar then walk a couple of blocks east & eat here. You won't be sorry. Nice outdoor patio in back.
Tally Ho, Hark Fo'ward!! Happy Hunting!

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Thursday, January 3, 2008

A Year in Review: 2007's Restaurant Round-up: A Tale of Two Cities

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of tapas, it was the age of charcuterie... it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair... we had burger bars by celebrity chefs, we had neighborhood joints that you had to make reservations 2 months in advance for the privilege of eating in.

That Dickens, dude, how could he know what the food scenes in NYC and San Francisco would be like in 2007. Now that's genius!

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Charles Dickens, Could he be writing a review on Spruce....hmmm?

Of course, New York and San Francisco are much more alike than late 18th century Paris and London were, thank goodness. Although, if things continue along the path they've started in San Francisco, one may have to flee to Manhattan to escape the guillotine for the bourgeois crime of eating foie gras once the California ban of the decadently tasty liver takes effect. The food nazis will be in full force and will make Madame Defarge and her band of terrorists look like traffic cops.

I'm focusing on these two cities because they were home to most of the restaurants that I enjoyed eating at this year. I should include Las Vegas in this round-up but I'm too lazy and while I may be missing major food industry movements in other areas, who cares? Ignorance is bliss; and what I don't know won't hurt my tastebuds.

That being said my top three meals of 2007 took place in the aforementioned three cities. These meals were all incredible with impeccable service, wonderful ambiance and truly haute cuisine. They led the other 1100 or so meals I ate this year by a very wide margin which is why it was so easy for me to limit my list to three especially since I didn't make it to French Laundry or Per Se this year (what up wit dat?). I've reviewed two of the three elsewhere in the archives which you can read by using the blog search widget located in the right column of this page.

Here are my top 3 restaurants with links to their websites:

  1. Le Bernardin in New York took the top spot edging out its contenders by the purity of its pedigree. This is a restaurant that focuses almost exclusively on seafood and yet offers courses of such distinction and variety within that specialty that I never missed the other proteins.
  2. Cyrus in Healdsburg was the runner-up with it's impressive staff of witty, knowledgeable servers who make you feel like honored guests in their home while serving meals that are stellar but accessible. It's like Sam's Bar in the series "Cheers", if Sam served food worthy of Two Michelin Stars and had replaced Carla with a caviar toting Dennis Miller.
  3. Joel Robuchon , an outpost of civility in the vast cultural desert that is Las Vegas, should earn top honors just by virtue of retaining such incredible culinary standards in a place like Vegas where most patrons who could actually afford the tasting menu at this serene gustatory temple would be just as happy stuffing their gullets at a $25.99 all you can eat lobster buffet before watching Danny Ganz perform his award-winning stand-up act. Oh, you've never heard of Danny Ganz? Consider yourself lucky. It's Vegas, after all, where Elvis impersonators have their own category in the phone book.
Here goes my take on 2007:



The trends in both cities include enormous spaces with Jurassic-sized bars in unique settings, kaleidoscope-like mixed drinks and mammoth community tables for the young and the networking to enjoy.

Yep, the cocktail is king again & most of the new joints supply those caramel peppermint soy martini drinkers with plenty of small plates and finger foods thus allowing the imbiber to keep one hand free at all times for easy texting on an iPhone.

Knives and forks may soon go the way of the dinosaur or maybe not. Especially since gargantuan portions of retro-homey comfort foods also have a place of prominence among the food cognoscenti in the Bay Area as it did with a barbecue craze raging in that island along the East River. How could two such distinct styles of eating both have equal footing at the same time? Who knows, but, in San Francisco we do have a reputation for tolerance especially for the wild and wacky.

Sustainably produced products continue to make in-roads in the mainstream foodie culture with many new restaurants going out of their way to show their clientele their concern for the environment by emphasizing their use of local organic purveyors. While this is not new to the Bay Area, Alice Waters started that revolution over 30 years ago, it is the first time restauranteurs have actively used it as a concept & marketing tool. Locavores and Ethicureans abound. I wouldn't be surprised to see them pop up on the ballot in this year's presidential elections as a subset of the Green Party. Michael Pollan for President!

Regional Italian & Southern Mediterranean foods are hot, hot, hot. We're not talking the risottos and falafels that your grandparents order in their local malls. We're talking pinzimonio, bottarga, manouri and Za'tar dusted meats. To paraphrase Tiny Tim, a character from another Dicken's classic, God bless us with guanciale, everyone.

Winebars are now as ubiquitous as taquerias but not as good.

Salts of all shapes and colors were foisted upon the restaurant goers of America, contributing to yet another generation of hypertensives.

Of course, this year marked the introduction of the mall food court in San Francisco's Westfield Center. We are finally partaking of that longstanding American tradition of culinary consumerism. Although, I guess the Yerba Buena Center could really claim that dubious honor. Maybe the James Beard Awards will have a new category next year "Best New Restaurant in a Food Court" with Bouchon Bakery Columbus Circle and Out the Door Slanted Door vying for top honors? Ya think?

Chapter 1: The best of the bunch of newbies in San Francisco:

Shots of Lobster Bisque from Pres A Vi

Pres A Vi:

While I've eaten here many times for both dinner & lunch, I never felt compelled to review it before now. A major oversight on my part that I aim to correct. I guess it's like being married to a beautiful woman, she's so familiar & accessible you just take her for granted.


View of the Dining Room from the Hostess Stand

I have never had a bad meal here, in fact, I have nothing short of very good food. While service used to be uneven, the front of the house has worked out the kinks and my dinner party of three was very happy with our server last week as were our dinner party of six the month before. It's an excellent place for large groups and entertaining guests from out of town because, while Pan-Pacific cuisine is stressed here, it's colossal menu, recently reformatted to include more traditional large plates, spans the globe and has something for everyone. Somehow through the miracle of Chef Kelly Degala's immense spirit of Aloha, the kitchen does everything well.


Executive Chef Kelly Degala

The space itself is spectacular. It is located in Lucas' ILM Letterman Complex and from outside is nearly indistinguishable from its neighbors. When you park in the underground garage and walk through the institutional halls to get to the restaurant, you have no idea what to expect. It feels like a visit to the dentist's office. But once you pass through those dark wide glass double doors, you know you're in the right place. The space is cavernous but cleverly designed into several seating areas that still manage to give the restaurant a sense of continuity. There's an enormous copper bar and cocktail lounge where patrons can wait for friends or make a night of it. The now ubiquitous community table is present and accounted for. An impressive wine cellar. Several banquettes and two tops; as well as an outdoor patio with peekabo views of the Golden Gate Bridge and the Palace of the Fine Arts. I've enjoyed many lunches on that patio on a sunny afternoon.


Pres A Vi's Outdoor Patio

According to its website, Pres A Vi loosely translates to "captivated by wine"; it's more like captive of wine but let's not quibble. Wine is certainly an important part of the experience for this cousin of Va de Vi Bistro & Winebar in Walnut Creek. Flights of every kind of wine varietal are offered here and while we usually like to bring wines from our collection, Pres A Vi is a great place to try wines that you probably don't stock in your cellar. The prices are reasonable & priced according to the size of the pour: 3 oz, 6 oz or the by the bottle. Cocktails are also a hot ticket item here. They serve 25 special concoctions with names like Lip Venom and Zensational.


Pres A Vi's Copper Bar

Now we get to the best reason to go to Pres A Vi on a regular basis: the food! While it is not cutting edge haute cuisine, it is fresh delicious and expertly executed.
Dinner offers a plethora of yummies and there's not a clunker in the bunch which is why it's great to go with a large group so you can try a little of everything.
The house-baked bread basket is a meal in itself and while I try to avoid eating bread before dinner this variety of warm artisanal breads are too delectable to pass up.

The menu is divided into four categories: Cold, Hot, Main & Sides.

In the Cold menu, the standouts are the Hawaiian Ahi Tatare with its kukui nuts (I love saying the word kukui), meyer lemon zest, toasted sesame oil & shoyu served with amazing rice & black sesame crackers that look like glass sculptures designed by Dale Chihuly; the Endive Salad with peppery watercress, sweet crisp apples, creamy Cabrales blue cheese and finished with a luxurious smattering of Marcona almonds, an assault on all your senses & a very satisfying start; the Tuna Tataki is another good choice with its pickled jalapeno. One night the special was Hamachi Teradito, the sweet fatty fish melted in your mouth was precisely cut & served with a citrusy, spicy sauce of olive oil, chiles and ginger. Another night showcased a Sake-poached Foie Gras Terrine with a gingery foam and a smear of tropical fruit coulis.

The Hot menu offers a shot of Lobster Bisque topped with tobiko cream, it's like drinking a buttery sea; the Ahi Tempura Roll is always a winner with its crunchy shredded filo wrapping and ponzu, wasabi-orange cream; the Lechon is finger-licking good with its sweet & salty charred, unctuous Kurobuta pork belly, sweet rice cakes and pickled onion; the Butternut-Ricotta Ravioli is drowned in sherry brown butter nutty goodness, bringing out the sweet notes in the squash & cheese, the tang of the pecorino cuts through the richness of the sauce and the fried sage is an elegant touch that adds texture as well as herbal goodness. The Pomme Frites are a must for the table. The Duck Buns are a clever riff on Peking Duck that uses the traditional hoisin sauce but substitutes watercress and cilantro for the scallions and more interestingly substitutes gelatinous duck confit for the more traditional roasted duck. The Hokkaido Scallops are perfectly seared bits of heaven served over sauteed spinach with a beurre blanc, not groundbreaking but solid.

Main dishes are a new addition to the menu which had previously focused on small plates with a few larger ones as specials. The Tai Snapper with its spicy ginger cilantro vinaigrette & fermented black bean sauce is a spectacular presentation with the whole snapper deep fried and presented on its belly like it was swimming in the ocean of jasmine rice that it sits on. The miso-marinated Alaskan Cod in its dashi broth with seaweed salad, edamame & shiso has all the elegant restraint of the best Japanese food. Meat gets equally good treatment in the brontosaurus-like Seared Hanger Steak with its manly sides of creamed spinach, mashed potatoes, Matsutake mushroom ragout & fried shallots. One recent special featured Whole Australian Lobster released from its shell and served with an uni cream sauce over fresh pasta, the only fault I could find was the garnish of salmon roe whose assertive flavor unfortunately overwhelmed the delicate balance of the dish.

The Sides are just a nice variety of vegetables served family style meant to augment a small plate or share with the table like grilled baby bok choy with anchovy butter or Bloomsdale spinach with garlic, lemon and toybox tomatoes.

I have never had room for dessert here but I've seen them delivered to other tables and they look impressive. They also offer cheese selections but unfortunately I could never indulge. One day I may go there for lunch & order nothing but dessert and cheese tastings. I'm sure they are well done. Although that would mean passing up the wonderful salads and sandwiches that Chef Degala's kitchen offers. Lunch time is when you find many of Pacific Heights social set breaking bread.

In general, Pres A Vi caters to a fairly wide cross-section of San Francisco's population and the effect is loud in the extreme. You don't have to shout but you definitely need to project your voice to be heard. It's loud but it's also fun and energizing. It is not impossible to get into unlike other spots on my hit list and the food while not the most innovative or refined is as good as most. You'll find yourself going back again & again.


Spruce


Exterior of Spruce

Spruce is not your typical neighborhood restaurant. Granted, Presidio Heights is not your typical neighborhood. I know; until recently I owned a home on Jackson and Spruce. Prior to Spruce, 3640 Sacramento Street had unsuccessfully been an ambitious Mexican restaurant, then empty, a ladies haberdashery, then empty, an unsuccessful French restaurant, then empty again. Also next to that space was an interior design shop that ultimately shut its doors, too. If ever a place was jinxed, it was that retail space between Spruce & Locust on Sacramento Street. Then along came a little team from Woodside's The Village Pub who in their infinite wisdom saw fit to combine both jinxed spaces and before you know it a SF legend was born.

Society mavens from far and near embraced it early with their interior designers, assistants and other infrastructees (a new word I've coined for the entourage that the average mansion dwellers must have to feel properly dressed for their day) in tow.

The last time I went there for dinner, on a Tuesday night in December, it was like being at our golf club grill, so many of our members were dining at Spruce that evening.


The Bar at Spruce

So while it undoubtedly caters to the neighborhood's needs in some ways (other than Garibaldi's & maybe Sociale there were no good local options for lunch or dinner), it is nearly impossible to get a table without making a reservation a month and a half in advance, unless you like to eat at 5:30 or 9:30. Lunch is slightly easier to get a table for & , of course, you can always sit at the bar or in "The Library". When all else fails you can get take-out at Spruce's "to go" shop.

Therein lies the problem. Spruce is like Sybil, the title character to both a book and a movie made in the 1970's starring Sally Fields, who suffered from the severest form of schizophrenia: multiple personality disorder. I admire Chef Mark Sullivan for trying to be all things to all people but I have tried it in all it's incarnations and while the food is good, sometimes excellent, the experience can disappoint unless you choose to eat in the dining room during lunch or dinner service which I believe should be the main focus of this restaurant.

The decor is by William and Sonoma Home. Chocolate brown mohair & mocha leather seating; gleaming polished nickel & marble finishes on the counters & tables. The interior is good enough to eat. Very minimalist. Tres sleek, tres chic. Glass barriers segregate the main dining room from the bar and the private dining salon but still make the space feel unified. Over-scaled art work graces the walls. The "Library" consists of a couple of low banquettes and arm chairs with books strategically strewn on coffee tables in front of the plate glass windows that face both the small courtyard and Sacramento Street. Presumably for all the fashion-minded to show off their Jimmy Choos and Manolos while imbibing one of the many varieties of Cosmopolitans or wines by the glass offered by the young & aloof bartenders.

In early fall, I lunched on a creamy corn chowder with salt cod that could make me wax poetic about the virtues of the sweet & the salty combined. Then a Salad Nicoise with Seared Albacore that was somehow almost confit like in its texture. How he got the sear and the melting texture I'll never know , haricot vert, fingerling potatoes, an olive tapenade, garlic aioli and roasted peppers. It was a simple, classic salad that was delicious, if not earth-shatteringly edgy.

Spruce offers a bar menu between 2pm & 5pm. Unless, you're in need of a quick pick-me-up after a tension filled session with your hairdresser, I would avoid visiting the restaurant during those hours. The menu is extremely limited & only offers a very mediocre overdressed flavorless Caesar salad, some cured olives, a burger and absolutely no real service between lunch & dinner.

When I had the misfortune of going there at 3pm one day, despite being seated in the bar area by a very cheerful hostess and being the only person in the restaurant at the time, it took 20 minutes and several attempts at attracting a server's attention until I was finally shown the bar menu. I think the bartender may have been too busy admiring his own reflection in the glossy surfaced bar to deign to serve a patron. Everyone else was either between shifts or busy setting up for dinner to tend to me. Don't go then.

A trip to the take out shop was similarly disappointing. The housemade charcuterie that I had heard so many raves about was not offered as take out.
On the three occasions I visited the takeout section, the counterperson seemed a little surly when I queried him about the takeout offerings.
Although the paninis are quite delicious with fillings like fig jam, duck confit and robiola cheese on Acme herb slab that was freshly pressed & heated on the panini grill, getting your food to go takes so long you would be better off eating in the restaurant, particularly if you are considering ordering something from the lunch menu.
Another time, I ordered the soup of the day and waited almost 30 minutes while the kitchen made it. It was fresh and tasty but the point of takeout food is to get it quickly and run out the door. Pastries & cakes are also offered to go, and your best bet if you want a quick bite.

Dinner at Spruce is a much better experience. Night time is definitely the right time to be here with it's sexy ambiance and moneyed hipster vibe. The service is professional if not exactly personable, the food is not spectacular or particularly memorable but it is a good, everchanging seasonal menu chock full of New American/Cal/Ital favorites but the pork tenderloin, duck and short ribs are staples and so are the not-to-be-missed, straight-from-the-oven palmiers for dessert.

The scene is the show and, if you can score a reservation, then by all means go; especially, if you have friends from Manhattan or L.A. to entertain. Just don't expect to be dazzled by the food or coddled by the waitstaff. Spruce is about Spruce, period.


Perbacco


The Entrance at California Street

Perbacco is a 1 year old Financial District restaurant with old San Francisco Barbary Coast appeal. With it's cloistered booths, narrow wooden tabletops, long counter seating, exposed brick walls & white-aproned servers, it fits right in with neighbors like the venerable Tadich Grill, opened circa 1846, except Perbacco's waiters are warmer if less efficient than Tadich Grill's crew and its finishes are obviously newer and shinier.

Chef/Owner Staffan Terje and owner Umberto Gibin are no newcomers to the Bay Area dining scene. Both have called it their home for over 20 years working and overseeing the dining of classic restaurants like the storied Ernie's, Piati, Il Fornaio, Scala's Bistro, Fifth Floor, Masa's & Splendido. They draw their inspirations from Piemonte and Liguria using ingredients purchased from small growers featured at the nearby Ferry Building Farmers Market.



The Bar at Perbacco



View of the Kitchen through the Dining Room

You can enjoy light tasty tapas-style meals with their clean-flavored crudo dishes like Hamachi with a shaved fennel bulb salad that's dressed with olive oil & blood orange essence; or salumi dishes featuring house-cured meats from pork loin, lamb, duck & pork shoulder; and then there are lusty appetizers like the salty Brandacujun (salt cod & potato gratin) on a toasty crostini or creamy Burrata with tangy marinated peppers and white anchovy served with a peppery arugula.

You can, also, make a night of it and immerse yourself in the simple pleasures of the Tajarin, a delicate housemade pasta with a slow cooked pork and porcini sugo or the Parpardelle in a short rib ragu with golden chanterelles.
The beauty of this menu is that they offer the pastas and risottos as either small plates or entrees so that you can partake in their standout meat courses after a pasta course without spontaneously combusting.
The first time I dined at Perbacco there was a tremendous caramel-nutty milk-braised pork shoulder in all its gelatinous glory with pancetta-inflected cabbage and celery root puree. It's a dish that I have since added to my own repertoire that's how much it impressed me. Steak, fish, duck all get a beautiful treatment with sauces and sides changing with the season. Great vegetarian and pescetarian options abound in all areas of the menu unless you're a vegan. I mean it's Northern Italian, after all. Dairy reigns supreme.

Service has been friendly if a little uneven but the food is so comforting that all is forgiven once it does arrive. On our first visit two weeks after the opening, a few intermezzo courses were MIA as was the bottle of champagne our friends brought. Oops! We were never charged for the missing courses and the missing champagne which was accidentally served to another table was replaced with a wine of equal value. No harm, no foul. Service has since improved.

The crowd is not drop dead glamorous but they are vibrant and sophisticated urbanites who know a good thing when they see it. Perbacco will be around for a longtime but that doesn't mean you should wait to try it. Reservations are tough to come by but you can always get served at the bar. Go after work for a quick bite & a drink at the bar or log on to opentable.com and enjoy comfort food like your mom never made unless she was from Torino.

Mamacita


Dining Room at Mamacita

This Marina newcomer has been around for over a year but I don't care. Mamacita's food is the closest thing I've had to true Mexican food which is a rich tapestry of cultural influences from it's indigenous people to it's European conquerors. Great Mexican cuisine is fresh and complex using all five flavor sensations of sweet, salty, bitter, sour and umami. Mamacita is a gourmand's dream in a casually swank setting. I don't want to sound like Rick Bayless-lite so I'll end the lecture here: Go to Mamacita and see what you've been missing. Chef Sam Josi cooked at the Slanted Door, enough said.



The Bar at Mamacita

The decor is Mexican fiesta without the kitsch and all the fun. The crowd is an eclectic mix but gets younger (& louder) as the night grows older. The bar scene is particularly vibrant. One evening we arrived at 6pm to a slightly congested area; by the time we left, they were 6 deep at the bar.



The Back Tables at Mamacita

I am not going to tell you what to order. Just close your eyes, spin the menu on the table & order whatever your finger lands on but you'll have to have everyone at your table do it at least twice because the menu is immense and every option is delectable. Better yet, put yourself in the hands of the experts. The waitstaff is knowledgeable and know how to pace the meals. I will say the albondigas (meatballs made with chipotle and posole that dissolve on your tongue), tuna tartare (with pipian, mango, avocado in a chipotle-agave nectar emulsion & yucca chips are a much welcome Mexican twist on the classic) & chilaquiles (gotta get something with the housemade chips) were big hits at our table as were the baja-style mahimahi tacos and the pan-seared dayboat scallops anointed with a red mole cream.

Let me also give you this advice: Go early, bring friends who like to eat & are not concerned with being heard when they speak because the noise level is deafening. Try to get a table in the back (we ate under the palapa); you'll have more room and more privacy. Make sure to have the margaritas; they are made with fresh limes & excellent tequila. They are no margarita mixes allowed here. Chef Josi believes in seasonal organic and sustainable foods only and his militancy works in your favor. The prices are higher than your favorite taqueria but this is not your average little neighborhood taqueria; it is the best bargain in town for the quality of food served and worth every penny.

Those are my top '07 San Francisco newcomers but I haven't tried SPQR which is a no reservations Roman joint from the A-16 crew on Fillmore Street that has gotten HUGE buzz.
Am also intending to check out Laiola, a tiny Spanish tapas place on Chestnut, which has been opened several months longer than SPQR but a tiny place on Chestnut Street in the Marina is only for the most intrepid; my trips to Mamacita notwithstanding.
Sens, the new Mediterranean/Middle Eastern in the former home of the much missed Splendido (which morphed into the strangely named Monte Cristo) is something I'm also looking forward to try soon as well as ...
Ubuntu, the name of Manresa & Rubicon alum chef Jeremy Fox's vegetarian restaurant/yoga studio in Napa. Well, that ends my Tales of this City.

It is a far far better thing that I do than I have ever done......

Chapter 2: I want to be part of it......New York, New York...

Disclaimer: This 2007 round-up of New York restaurants isn't a review of the latest openings. With the exception of Ian Schrager's charming Gramercy Park Hotel's Private Roof Club and Garden and its over-hyped-don't-bother-unless-you're-a-masochist-from-Queens Rose Bar and Jade Bar, we didn't eat at any restaurant that opened this year. My most recent trip to the New York area was last week but we were there only 1 full day to attend my mother-in-law's funeral services and it didn't include tablehopping.

In reading the NY food blogs and publications, I have tried to keep up with the scene & the trends.

San Francisco's small plate revolution, which started about 7 or 8 years back when Chef Luke Sung's Isa opened & boldly served a menu filled with exquisitely made small plates meant to be shared by the table, has finally hit Manhattan like a tornado.

As has Berkeley professor Michael Pollan's local & sustainable eating call to arms.

Space being even more of a premium in Manhattan than it is in San Francisco, small joints that emphasize copious quantities of delicious, earthy foods in an unfussy atmosphere are also de rigeur; something that has long been embraced by the Bay Area eating public.

As has been the case in San Francisco, winebars are sprouting like weeds all over the city with the most highly anticipated one being Daniel Boulud's Boulud Bar.

Dinner as theatre is not dead in NY, it's just taking a little siesta.

When we went the first week in October, we didn't go to Momofuku's Ssam Bar, Insieme or Sfloglia. I'll save those for my next visit. We visited a few New York blue chips and relatively newer establishments, the kind that most visitors are likely to try in order to get that upscale, quintessentially NY experience (see how selfless I am, I'm always thinking of you, dear reader). Some of which met and exceeded expectations, some of which underperformed and were surprisingly disappointing.

Here are the most notable:


Wines by the glass, an excellent way to go if you're at the bar

We couldn't get a reservation for Top Chef's Tom Collichio's Craft, so I thought we would try another outpost of Chef Collicchio's evergrowing empire, the more relaxed yet carefully crafted Flatiron district Craftbar.

The name is an apt one since Craftbar definitely has a modern saloon vibe with its enormous bar up front. The scene is young, the decor is spare with white cloths thrown over narrow wooden tables for a little more evening glamour, simple wooden chairs, Riedel (or were they Spieglau?) stemware, and the enormous elevated wine cellar somehow stealing center stage from the floor above the bar. It feels more like a cafeteria than a restaurant and that may be the design team's intent. The ambiance is as casual as it gets for it's intended demographic, deep-pocketed wanna-be hipsters and saavy diners who appreciate homey bar food of the highest quality for reasonable prices.

The chef de cuisine is Brooklyn native, Phillipe Besson, a CIA graduate and alum of such luminaries as Gotham Bar and Grill under Alfred Portale and Gramercy Tavern where he met Tom Colicchio and eventually joined him in 2006 at Craftbar.



Craftbar Dining Room at Lunch

When I say bar food, don't start thinking of the salted peanuts, burgers, and corned beef sandwiches you find as the grub in your corner pub. While Craftbar does offer sandwiches (how could they not they have 'Witchcraft in their blood), they would be more in the order of Duck Prosciutto with Tallegio and Hen of the Woods mushrooms, Coppa ham with Buffalo Mozzarella or Pancetta with Fried Egg and spiced pepper relish which is the nicest fried egg & bacon sandwich you're likely to eat and all for the bargain basement price of $10 a sandwich.

In lieu of salted peanuts, Craftbar offers Marinated Olives and Marcona Almonds ($6), Pecorino-stuffed Risotto Balls ($7), Chickpea fritters with Black Olive Aioili ($7) or Salt Cod Croquettes with Romesco Aioli ($7) to satisfy your salt needs and great with a cocktail while you peruse the menu and make your choices for wine and dinner.

Dinner at Craftbar

The Dinner menu offers first courses and main courses that are studded with Italian accents.
Along with the aforementioned tapas-style starters, many of which you can easily make a meal out of, there is Warm Pecorino Fondue with Acacia Honey, Hazelnuts and Pepperoncini as silkily seductive as it sounds. The Calamari with Arugula and Lemon Confit featured hot, crisp, tender morsels of calamari on a bed of peppery arugula served with the lemony sauce to dip into. Simple but yummy and hearty for the weary traveler (we ate there after flying in from San Francisco earlier that evening). The Baby Beets with Gorgonzola and Candied Walnuts is not exactly innovative but it is well composed and tasty. A nice variety of cheeses (Boucheron, Cabrales, Rebluchon, Morbier Affinage) and the now ubiquitous charcuterie plate with all the usual suspects also grace the menu but we didn't partake of them. Soups and bruschettas with seasonal ingredients round out the first course offerings.

Main courses were generous and that's a good thing because, unlike Woody Allen's classic joke about the old Jewish couple who complained about the food being horrible "and such small portions, too", Craftbar's entrees were good, surprisingly so. Two of our party had the Scottish Salmon with Flageolet Beans, Cavolo Nero. Tomato and Garlic Confit. The small tender beans and braised bitter Italian greens are a nice change from the lentils and spinach you see served with salmon in too many places and show that this kitchen does a little foraging in the Greenmarket for their ingredients. My Sauteed Skate with Baby Brussel Sprouts, Bacon and Apple said autumn to me more than any other dish I had in the city that week and it was no chore to scarf up all those tender delicious brussel sprouts with flecks of meaty bacon and sweet apples. The hubby went for pasta and was not disappointed, Orecchiette with Cauliflower, Fennel Sausage and Parmesan had well integrated flavors and enough sauce for those little ears to soak up.

The service was both friendly and proficient. Our server was extremely attractive, replete with nubile young physique, interesting tats, Australian accent and a desire to please. What more can a girl ask for?

There were beaucoup wines by the glass, as well as the requisite cocktails with menacing names (I'm not a cocktail person, I'm strictly oenolicious) and beers. We ordered a bottle of Krug Rose NV from the fairly impressive winelist with a large selection of varietals from most of the more popular winemaking regions. Markups were not insane but the usual double the retail price with a bottle of 750ml 1996 Pol Rogers Cuvee Winston Churchill going for $385 at the restaurant when you can purchase a magnum of the same for $399.

I think you can see the trend here: food that is well-executed, familiar and accessible with good seasonal ingredients and an occasional trendy riff on a classic theme to make the diner feel that the kitchen isn't sleepwalking their way through the meal. This is not WD-50 and it doesn't want to be. Prices are fairly reasonable and the service is good.

When you need a reliable place to meet & eat after work, shopping or a long day of travel, Craftbar fits the bill.

Starters are $6-$11
Entrees are $10-$23
Cheeses are $4 each
Charcuterie are $10 each, $20 for an assortment




Since its inception in 1994, Gramercy Tavern has enjoyed the status conferred upon very few Manhattan eateries; one of irreproachable reputation for all that is best and brightest in metropolitan gastronomy and hospitality. It rises high in the stratosphere looking down upon its fellow competitors and enjoying plaudit after plaudit from a grateful public that comprises of restaurant critics and lay folk, alike, who lay their checkbooks and credit cards humbly at its feet like ancient greek supplicants making offerings to the high gods at their temples.

I left Manhattan in 1993 and though I have visited the place of my birth periodically since the move, I always stayed uptown and somehow just found it too difficult to get to the Gramercy Park area until our visit in October when we planned our stay at the newly refurbished Gramercy Park Hotel. Needless to say, I tried like crazy from San Francisco to book the Tavern (after first securing my reservation to Le Bernardin, of course) but to no avail, despite keeping the timetable flexible. So we left for NY with no reservation but we were waitlisted for a Sunday night at 8pm. I booked Daniel Boulud's Cafe Boulud for that night instead, since I knew the weather would be nice and I thought we could enjoy a walk along 5th Avenue after dinner before cabbing it to the hotel.

As luck would have it, Gramercy Tavern had an opening and was confirmed by our concierge Sunday afternoon for 8pm that night. I immediately canceled Cafe Boulud and grew very excited to finally experience what was universally considered a dining nirvana. Granted ye ole Tavern had suffered the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune since Tom Colicchio's departure in late 2006; but. Frank Bruni's relatively recent review in June gave me reason for hope.

Can you tell where this is leading, my culinary clairvoyants?


View into Gramercy Tavern from 20th Street

As we entered the restaurant and approached the hostess stand, we were visually bombarded by colorful murals of pastoral scenes and Frankenstein-sized produce. There were jurassic sized floral arrangements in terra cotta planters. The ceilings were high, the lanterns were huge. We had entered the tavern area of the restaurant where the bar was abuzz & small wooden tables were jammed with smiling, chattering people eating & drinking. The atmosphere was all at once vibrant, relaxed and convivial. "Nice!", that's what I thought as I took it all in. Nothing too rarefied or precious; it all just looked like good fun. As I learned, a different more casual a la carte menu is offered in this section of Gramercy Tavern's restaurant.

After a stage wait of ten minutes or so, we were shown to our table by a congenial hostess who navigated our way through the more casual tavern room into the center of the elegant main dining room where we were seated at our very centrally located table.

The Main Dining Room at Gramercy Tavern

The room was very elegant in that rustic French country estate way. Ancestral portraits graced the walls (who claimed these ancestors was not clear). An enormous iron chandelier loomed overhead. The tables were lavishly appointed with crisp linens, silver and crystal. Towering archways & niches outfitted with heavy parterre styled draperies and wooden transoms with open grille-work created dramatic wall treatments and entryways into the room.

So the setting is lovely, the wait staff was professional and our table captain was friendly, knowledgeable and casual without being sloppy or cavalier. In fact, I felt like I had been transported to Napa Valley where any number of the better restaurants have this kind of atmosphere and service except French Laundry whose servers are much less likely to engage in desultory chit chat. Not to say that our servers were without enthusiasm, on the contrary our table captain was particularly animated, but some of the staff answered questions or made comments in a slightly off-handed manner.

Now we get to the food. Frankly, it was an uninspired effort by this kitchen. Michael Anthony is the executive chef and had large shoes to fill when Colicchio left but I never tasted Chef Colicchio's food so, as far as I was concerned, this kitchen was free from the stigma that accompanies being compared to a much treasured memory.

The menu is a prefixe that costs $82 with only two courses offered, one starter and one entree. Dessert and cheese is offered on a separate menu. There is a six course tasting menus including dessert offered at $110 per person and a 6 course vegetarian menu that includes dessert at $88 per person but they must be ordered by the entire table and our table of 4 wasn't interested.

When you charge an average of $41 a course, those courses need to be spectacular with ingredients that are luxurious with marvelous presentations. They weren't. They were as well-executed as you would expect them to be at a restaurant of this caliber; but, they lacked the wow factor that the price and the reputation of Gramercy Tavern tacitly promise.

We were served an amuse bouche but, frankly, the taste we were offered escapes me.

Then came our first courses:

Tuna & Beet Tartare with Radish and Hazelnuts started my meal. The ahi was fresh as were the beets and there was an abundance of them carefully molded onto the plate. The knife work was clean & precise: each cube of fish, nut & root vegetable an entity onto itself, clearly distinguishable from it neighbor but that is all you can say for it. Technically proficient but lacking in interesting flavor or contrasting textures. The flavors did not meld into an integrated whole. After one bite I wanted something else, not because it was terrible but because it was boring. The hazelnuts and radishes were overwhelmed by the density of tuna and beets and could not provide the crunch and oomph that this dish so badly needed.
This was a fairly pedestrian dish I could have found served in any restaurant. Unfortunately, three of the four of us ordered it. Maybe I should have tried the sweetbreads or the torchon of foie gras for an extra $10 instead.

My hubby, in his infinite wisdom, went with the Handmade Parpardelle with Beef Ragu and Scallions. The fresh pasta provided a nice canvas for the succulent meaty sauce, and, overall, the dish itself had well-integrated flavors with green onions providing a nice punch to the sauce. Once again any good trattoria worth its salt could have provided a similar start.

Then came the entrees:
Our friends, both pescetarians, had the Mushroom Ravioli with Wild Mushrooms and Balsamic Vinegar. The ravioli were filled with a creamy mushroom duxelle of undefinable provenance and the dish was finished with some porcinis and chanterelles with a drizzle of aged balsamic; all of it in a pool of beurre blanc. It was fine but not thrilling, another good trattoria special not an entree worthy of a restaurant that has been the recipient of one Michelin Star.

Here is the most disappointing part of the experience: I cannot remember what Garrett or I had as our entrees. I remember thinking mine was fine, well-seasoned, decently-executed but whether it was meat, fish or fowl remains a mystery to me. Same goes for Garrett's entree.

Normally, I could wax poetic over say a slice of hamachi I had two years ago in some sushi dive in Phoenix because I was so enthralled with it I will replay the sensations I felt when I ate it everytime I eat another piece of hamachi using the comparison to retain a memory of the paragon; thus, the memory of what I was enjoying usually stays alive long after I've eaten it. However, I am drawing a huge blank over Gramercy Tavern's main course which is an indication of the mediocrity of that offering. So I can't comment on my second course other than to say it was not memorable hence the disappointment.

Only one of the party opted for dessert, a selection of housemade ice creams featuring chocolate.

For my dessert, I had a glass of 1993 Chateau Pajzos Tokaji Aszu 5 Puttonyos, a Hungarian dessert wine I've enjoyed many times. It came from a world class wine list that is both extensive and impressive in its breadth of wines offered by both the bottle and the glass.. The vintages are relatively young for many of the age-worthy reds but I imagine it would be quite expensive to stock the cellar with '82 bordeauxs and '85 barbarescos. Wines by the glass come in two pours 3 oz and 6 oz unless it's champagne in which case it is 3 oz and 5 oz. The wine list also offers several bottle formats including magnums as well as single malt scotches, anejo tequilas, rums, bourbon and ryes for those who prefer their drinks to be free of fermented grapes.

They did send us home with a little gift from the kitchen, a light & tasty streusel topped muffin for breakfast the next morning.

The Gramercy Tavern offers a beautiful setting, service that is friendly and professional, and food that is well-executed but not memorable. If the kitchen from Craftbar (or Garibaldi's in San Francisco) had catered this meal you would have been hard pressed to notice the difference in anything but price. Which should be no surprise since Phillipe Besson of Craftbar once manned the stove at Gramercy Tavern in its heyday under Tom Colicchio.

It costs twice as much at Gramercy Tavern as it would have at other establishments that serve the same kind of rustic food. It's a great neighborhood place not a destination restaurant and, unlike the similarly revered Le Bernardin, it does not warrant the prices charged for the privilege of dining there. Nor should it require an act of God to get a reservation there, though I could see why there would be a wait at the bar area. Winebars and their ilk are hot, hot, hot.

Here is my major objection to this restaurant and why I will never return unless it is to eat in the casual Tavern room: Gramercy Tavern offers no value for your money. Unless, of course, you're main objective in dining out is to assist Danny Meyer make his rent payments. Now in fairness to the kitchen, I only ate there the one time and the food was fine and maybe the tasting menu would have given me a better idea of the scope of this kitchen but not every patron wants to commit to 6 courses. Michael Anthony & co. would have to completely overhaul the menu and probably cut into their profit margin to convince me that the Dining Room at Gramercy Tavern is worth the trip. I doubt that pleasing me will motivate them to do that. They have already solidified their position with the purported culinary cognoscenti.

How could Frank Bruni and so many Zagat contributers be that misguided?
I should have gone to Cafe Boulud instead.



Falai


The Bar at Falai

Out in the middle of a yet to be gentrified Lower East Side block, there lies a small Italian eatery (with its own bakery next door) doing magical things inside a dollhouse-sized kitchen. Named after its chef/owner Iacopo Falai, longtime pastry chef at Le Cirque 2000, this slice of Florence is a culinary Cinderella.


Dining Room at Falai

Transformed from a tiny greeting card shop along a still gritty Clinton Street, the space is narrow but lined in gleaming white tiles and awash in light from several small crystal pendants that hang over the long marble bar bedecked with freshly baked breads from the kitchen's own hearth with barely enough room for the glass of prosecco you'll order while waiting for your table and you will be waiting to be seated, reservation notwithstanding. The tables themselves are scaled to fit the space which means they are spacially-challenged unless you have the good fortune to snag the display table at the street front window where gangs of neighborhood kids out on a warm autumn night watch quizzically as you eat. It's an uptown crowd that eats here and it's most definitely not this neighborhood's joint.

Falai Restaurant
The spacious table by the window Chef/Owner Iacopo Falai

The place to eat in this restaurant is the outdoor patio, partially because you're eating under the stars and are afforded a bit more space than inside; and, partially because there is an Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" perverse voyeuristic charm about eating in the alley between tenement houses where you can literally see how the other half lives as you scarf down your buffalo ricotta flan. It was one of the most interesting, only-in-New York moments of my dinner at Falai because, despite all evidence seemingly to the contrary, there is something almost ethereal about this setting. It's an aspect about this dining experience that no reviewer ever seems to mention, oddly enough. It's as if they were all discharged with guarding some well kept secret.
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The Outdoor Patio, magical at night

The service can be what I'll call downtown surly.

While the young ladies who deliver the not-to-be-missed housebaked breads, drinks and other gifts from the kitchen, don't exactly chuck these items at you, you can see that they'd consider doing it. When you query them about menu items, they ignore you as though they were too busy contemplating what clubs they were going to later that night to answer your idiotic questions.

Our table captain, Juan, on the other hand, like Chef Falai is a former alumnus of Le Cirque and quite a character with a font of knowledge about worldly affairs, as well as a well-seasoned globetrotter and all-around bon vivant with whom I would have enjoyed sharing a bottle of wine sometime. His concern about the pace of dinner was not all that it could have been but I doubt that very much ever disturbs this man's natural sang froid.

The food itself was very good. Starting with the hot freshly baked breads and then an amuse of shimmering nairagi sashimi with fried shallots, an avocado aioli and meyer lemon dressing that seemed like it was flown in directly from Laurent Manrique's Aqua.

The menu was loaded with a variety of pastas "fatto en casa" with standouts being the Saffron Parpardelle served with an amazingly meaty local chicken mushroom, ricotta and fig puree; the Gnudi, a light "naked" spinach ricotta ravioli filling that floats in a simple sauce of brown butter with a foamy cream and garnished with fried sage; and the Farfalle, a cocoa flavored bowtie pasta with crawfish and chives, successfully combined the idea of sweet and the savory though, of course, the pasta was far from sweet just rich with deep cocoa flavor. Another triumph for the sweet savory contingent was the Buffalo Ricotta Flan with smoked raisins and pine nuts. The flan's texture was more pudding-like than eggy, thank goodness, and the inherent richness of the dish was cut by the pleasant almost imperceptible tang that the buffalo milk imparts to its products. It was served with a garnish of wilted bitter green salad .

Main course highlights were the Vitello, tender veal rib chop & loin with a quince puree served with a melt in your mouth potato fondant & hearty kale. The Merluzzo, line-caught cod that was wrapped in pancetta and roasted which both crisped up the bacon and kept the firm white flesh tender yet meaty; the sides imparted both color and heft to the dish with mashed blue potatoes, roasted red pepper coulis and beautifully sculptural romanesco cauliflower. The Risotto with Pan-seared Scallops whose meaty centers retained their translucency was a very satisfying dish with its creamy rice and high tech sprinkling of intensely flavored tomato powder.

The wine menu was Italo-centric but still offered an excellent variety within those parameters. We started with a prosecco, worked our way through Gaja 's excellent '00 chardonnay and then a nice brunello from the '99 vintage, all chosen by my personal sommelier, the hubby.

Silly people that we were we attempted to skip dessert. A bad decision considering the provenance of our chef but our incredible waiter Juan refused to allow us to leave without sampling the chef's considerable pastry skills, so he very generously brought our table the beautiful and classic Profiteroles with it's light as air marsala mousse and warm Valrhona dark chocolate sauce, all with his compliments. Kudos to Juan & Chef Falai for their stellar hospitality. Now if they could only get those girls to smile a little....

All told, it was a very unique setting with tasty food that blends renaissance-like flavors with high tech cooking techniques making Falai a completely enjoyable dining experience. When you go try to sit outside and get a table with Juan for his food savvy, subtly wise-cracking humor.

Oh and don't forget to order dessert.


Le Bernardin

I have already reviewed this visit which you can find in the blog's archives. As I stated earlier in the post, it was my top meal of 2007. What else can I say? That's all folks!