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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Fresh From The Market, Lazy Gourmet-Style: Wild Alaskan Halibut "En Papillote" with Truffled Tarragon Butter, Roasted Asparagus, Yam "Gratin"



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“The quality of life is determined by its activities.” ~ Aristotle




Far too often I hear friends say they never have the time or energy to cook for themselves or their families which I think is a terrible shame.


Eating is something we do everyday.
The fact is we must eat to survive.

The London Times once did a few quick calculations and reported that the average person spends 6 years and ten months eating in his or her 70 year life time.

That's approximately
3 681 641.36 minutes (YEP, over 3 MILLION minutes) or 1/10 of the average lifespan spent in this activity, why fill it up with foods generated by ConAgra and increase their already huge coffers?

At the risk of sounding like a Stepford Wife (remember them? *shudders*), cooking can be F-U-N!!! You owe it to yourself and your loved ones to luxuriate in a good meal shared, even if only once a millennium.

And yes, I know... I know.... in this go, Go, GO day & age, spending such time together seems to have become so rare that it is a luxury. However, nothing is more convivial than sitting around the dinner table, eating a delicious meal and enjoying each other's company.

Folks, it doesn't get any easier than this for a light, simple, elegant meal. Seriously, in the time it takes to order in a meal, you could have something fresh & delicious that will impress anyone for a special occasion or just a nice treat for yourself.
You deserve a break today & it sure as shit should NOT be from McDonalds!

For those of you less inclined to using those little heat-emitting appliances known as ovens, this meal (sans aluminum foil, unless you are looking to rival the Large Hadron Collider in generating a possible worldwide cataclysmic event horizon, ending all life on earth as we know it) could also be easily adapted for the microwave by wrapping the ingredients in paper towels, Glad plastic sandwich bags or microwave safe plastic wrap.

I am going to make it even easier by providing nothing more than a basic outline in pics.

You get to color between the lines or outside the lines of this "recipe" yourself.

In 60 minutes with only about 20 minutes of active cooking time, you will have a meal that is delicious, nutritious and looks pretty on your plate! Now THAT is what I mean by quality of life & I bet good old Aristotle would agree.


Cooking "en papillote" is a method in which you seal the food in a pouch and bake. The food essentially steams in the oven in its own juices, though you can add ingredients to flavor the food as I will here with just a few splashes of flavored liquids, herbs and aromatics. The keys to the technique are: 1) use fresh ingredients; and 2) preparation or mise en place which is very simple.


Instead of parchment paper which is the traditional method, I will use aluminum foil to wrap the fish, not as pretty, but very easy to do.



Wild Alaskan Halibut "En Papillote" with Truffled Tarragon Butter, Roasted Asparagus, Yam "Gratin"



Note:
I have given directions for microwaving everything, but really nothing brings out the sweet caramelized goodness of veggies like roasting them in the oven & it really takes very little effort, plus you can cook everything into a regular oven at the same time. Not so when microwaving.


Here are the ingredients, you can determine the quantity of each depending on how many people you wish two serve. I am assuming two people in this "recipe".


  • Vegetable broth, a couple of splashes
  • Dry white wine (or beer), a couple of splashes from your own glass
  • Fresh Tarragon, chopped
  • Halibut fillets (any firm-fleshed white fish will do. Salmon & chicken also works nicely here. Times need to be adjusted for thickness of fillets. Generally if you can smell it, it's done, but allow about 15 minutes for a 1-1/2 inch tick fish fillet & 20 minutes for a chicken breast.)
  • Truffle salt (plain sea salt is fine) and freshly cracked pepper, to taste.
  • One large shallot, finely diced ( finely diced red onion & a minced garlic clove can be substituted for the shallot)
  • One fresh lemon, a couple of squeezes per fillet for seasoning the fish.
  • One bunch of fresh asparagus, tough ends snapped off (you can substitute any veggie you like obviously. Though for roasting nothing beats asparagus, seasoned with a bit of truffle salt, black pepper & olive oil)
  • Extra virgin olive oil, enough to drizzle over the fillets & asparagus
  • Butter, half a stick; unsalted
  • 1/4 cup of half & half or heavy cream with a 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract added and well combined
  • Sweet potato, cooked (one per person), roasted for an hour in a hot oven or microwaved and sliced into coins
  • Parmigiano reggiano, for grating over asparagus & yams.
  • Aluminum foil, if using oven; Plastic wrap or baggies, if using the microwave
  • Preheated oven, 450 degrees
  • Hungry people you love

Directions:

Assemble all of your ingredients, like so:



  • Preheat your oven at 450 degrees
  • Roast or microwave your sweet potatoes or yams (or other tuberous veggie) until done. (Can be roasted well ahead of time up until the day before).
  • Slice into 1/2 inch thick rounds and arrange them in either a roasting pan or heavy skillet.
  • Season with truffle salt & pepper, pour half & half/vanilla mixture over it & a couple of tablespoons of butter, cut into small dice & dabbed evenly over the potatoes.
  • Then set aside, while you prepare the fish & roast the asparagus.
Like so:






  • Place the fillets in a little pouch of their own, using either aluminum foil for baking or plastic wrap (or baggies) if you plan to microwave your fish or poultry.
  • Season the protein with truffle salt & freshly ground pepper to taste.
  • Add the aromatics: shallots, splashes of lemon juice, wine, fresh tarragon, a drizzle of olive & a 1/2 TBSP of butter per packet
Like so:






  • Then wrap the little bundle up & pop into the middle rack of your preheated oven for about 15 minutes for a 1-1/2 inch thick fillet (Or about 3 minutes if microwaving.
  • Remember to seal the baggie but leave a little room for air to escape; venting the baggie by poking a little slit through the top & placing the fish packet on a microwave-safe dish.
  • Here's a great article on microwaving fish: http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1216/is_nSPEISS_v198/ai_20036729/)




  • Then prepare the asparagus by lining a shallow baking sheet with aluminum foil & seasoning with salt, pepper, fresh juice quickly squeezed from a lemon & tossing it all with extra virgin olive oil using your hands which are the best tool for tossing veggies and salads ever invented!
  • Add the asparagus & the yams to the top rack of the oven. Roasting the asparagus for about 7 minutes & the yams for about 15 minutes. (Or microwave them instead on a microwave-safe dish for 2 minutes after the fish is done).
  • The asparagus will be done before the fish. Remove them when you can smell them then grate a little parmigiano reggiano over them, dusting them lightly.



When the fish is done, remove it from the oven, set the oven on broil, dust the yams with a little bit of the parmigiano reggiano and cook the yams under the broiler for a minute until they are nicely browned.



Arrange on a plate & eat it!




Truffle Salt can be found in specialty markets that purvey yummy grub or "upscale" supermarkets like Whole Foods.

Yes, it is expensive, but a little goes a long way and it will last you for a year. It's unbelievable in mashed potatoes, scrambled eggs, macaroni & cheese or just a little cappellini, parmigiano reggiano (parmesan cheese) & olive oil.
Pure decadence was never so affordable.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

A Soul Soothing Soup



When the world seems headed to hell in a hand-basket and life feels like some hopeless, crazy exercise in futility, we all need to turn to someone or something that we can depend on to make us feel safe and secure ( a laughable though laudable desire, life being the crapshoot that it is).

For some, it is religion or belief in a god who ultimately rewards the good and punishes the evil that gives them solace.

For others, it is the news networks and broadcasts whose "round the clock", "up to the minute" presence at the latest tragedy assures them that life in our society presses onward, forward despite the horrific and catastrophic nature of the networks' latest exploitation -- oops, I mean, what has befallen. Yes, somehow, with Oprah, Brian Williams, and Matt Lauer there endlessly probing every victim's and perpetrator's family & friends; and, repeatedly plying every crackpot psychiatrist, theorist, "expert panelist", lawyer, & politician they can use to fill the airwaves with inane often unanswerable questions for days on end, some people feel comforted.

Many others, seek the warmth and wordless reassurance of their nearest's arms whether that person be a spouse, parent or sibling. There is always something about the seeming sanctity and inviolability of one's home and family that offers asylum from an increasingly chaotic world.

I tend to fall more inline with the latter group's thinking. Hearth and home are the ultimate sanctuary for me during restless times, especially the hearth, or the modern day hearth--- the kitchen.

There is something about the preparation of a labor- intensive but simple meal that is therapeutic and relaxing. It could just be a purely visceral reflexive response to the familiar scents and repetitive nature of cooking: the sense-memories of happier times stirred up: memories of christmas in grandma's house, the chicken soup mom gave you to make you feel better, the fragrance worn by your first love.

It is said by those who make a study of neurotransmissions that the sense of smell activates more areas in the brain than any other of our senses. The memory centers of the cerebral cortex are instantaneously activated when we smell, well before other centers of the brain.

Some experts theorize that this occurs as an evolutionary autonomic defense mechanism, most likely to prevent us from ingesting poisonous substances by stirring our memories of other "bad" smells that we have experienced allowing us to compare and associate them as things to be avoided.

Whatever the reason the brain is the ultimate database & smell is the most efficient way to trigger it.

So on this and every other bad news day, let's turn the olfactory systems on, get our juices flowing, fill our homes with delicious aromas and remember happier days with a little dose of comfort from the people who live life so well: the Italians.

Italy has none of the arrogance and all of the zest of France. It is a cuisine that could make you devoutly religious because it is so pure and so divine that it could only have come from a higher being. Italian cuisine is the ultimate comfort food.

Each region (and there are many) with its own specialty of culinary artistry. I submit my own humble offering inspired by zuppa di minestre ; something warm and familiar to soothe the soul. Time has erased the class distinctions between the two categories of Italian soupszuppa and minestra , but their respective names and characteristics reflect their markedly contrasting pedigrees. Zuppa refers to a broth which, with a few exceptions, has slices of bread in it but never rice or pasta. The Italian word - along with the French soupe , Portuguese and Spanish sopa and German suppe - derives from the Gothic suppa , meaning "soaked bread". 
That slice of 
bread indicates the less exalted origins of this soup. In medieval times, the plates on the tables of the nobility took the form of trenchers of sliced bread. These "plates", which ended up saturated with the juices of meats and other foods placed on them, were subsequently cooked by the servants, in water or stock, for their own meal. Given its beginnings essentially as cooked dishwater, zuppa was obviously never seen on the tables of the rich. It was a dish eaten by their servants.

Minestre
precedes zuppa by a few centuries. A derivation of the Latin ministrare , meaning "to administer", the word reflects the fact that minestra was served out from a central bowl or pot by the figure of authority in the household. Minestra was traditionally the principal - and for the poor, the only- course of the meal.
 The word minestrone connotes a thick vegetable soup the augmentative form of minestra. We can also think of it as "that which is served," and serve it does.

It never lets me down.

Note:

The pancetta can easily be replaced with bacon, italian sausage, prosciutto, ham or eliminated altogether if you're vegetarian-inclined. Same goes for the swiss chard: you can substitute any hearty green leafy vegetable. If you decide to use spinach or other tender green use it toward the end or it may disintegrate into the soup which, or course, wouldn't hurt the soup anyway. Also, use any small-shaped pasta if you don't have orecchiette ( my husband likes penne) or break larger pasta into pieces. I think by now I have made it clear: this recipe is like all recipes that don't involve pastry making (which is like chemistry, an exact science): it is just a guideline. You can freely substitute anything you don't like; consider it a clean-out the fridge soup!!! While it may subtly change the texture or flavor of my soup, it will be the perfect soup for you!!! Isn't that a comforting thought?

Minestrone w/ Pancetta and Orecchiette



  • 1 slice of 1" thick pancetta ( about 4 ounces), cut into large dice
  • 1/4 cup of extra virgin olive oil
  • 2 leeks, well rinsed & chopped, white part only
  • 1 large onion, finely chopped
  • 2 garlic cloves, smashed & minced
  • 2 carrots, diced
  • 2 celery stalks, diced
  • 2 red potatoes, cut into small dice
  • 1 bunch of swiss chard, discard tough ends & roughly chopped
  • 2 tablespoons tomato paste
  • 1/4 teaspoon red pepper flakes
  • 1/3 cup dry white wine
  • 1 28 oz. can of crushed italian- style tomatoes (preferably from San Marzano in Italy)
  • 8 cups of low-sodium chicken stock
  • 1 ounce of dried porcini mushrooms (optional)
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 can fagioli bianchi di spagna (butter beans) or cannellini beans, drained
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1 teaspoon herbes de provence
  • handful of fresh italian parsley, chopped
  • sea salt & freshly ground black pepper to taste
  • handful of fresh basil, in chiffonade
  • the rind of 1 wedge of parmigiano-reggiano
  • 4 oz. dry orecchiette, uncooked
  • 1/4 cup grated parmigiano-reggiano

Directions:

Bring 1 cup of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Remove from heat. Place dried porcinis in a small bowl, cover with the hot water & place kitchen towel over bowl to assist steeping. Set aside for 15 minutes.

Meantime, heat a large stockpot or dutch oven over medium-high heat. When hot, add pancetta & saute until brown (about 3 minutes) & the fat is rendered from the meat.

Next add half the olive oil to the pan, give a quick stir then add the next five vegetables ( leeks, onions, carrots, celery, & garlic) to the pan to form your "sofrito". Add a pinch of salt & a couple of grinds of black pepper & "sweat" the sofrito mixture stirring occasionally until vegetables are almost translucent (about 5 minutes).

When ready, stir oregano, herbes de provence, red pepper flakes & bay leaf into mixture & saute until the dried herbs release their volatile oils and are fragrant. Then add tomato paste, stirring well to incorporate it into the mixture. Add potatoes. Let mixture cook together for 2 minutes more.

While sauce cooks, carefully remove porcinis from bowl, giving them a quick brush with wet towel to remove any dirt. Chop porcinis & add to sauce, stirring briefly. Reserve steeping liquid.

Add wine to pot. Stir well, scraping any brown bits that may have stuck to bottom of pot (deglaze the pan). When wine has boiled down, add swiss chard & stir well. Then add beans, gently folding them in.

Next, completely cover small strainer with a paper towel; take reserved porcini liquid and pour liquid through strainer directly into soup. Stir mixture.

Add tomatoes & half the parsley. Stirring in & tasting. Adjust seasoning to taste.

Add chicken stock & parmagiano rind. Stir, bring to a simmer, lower heat to lowest setting & let cook 90 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Add pasta, stir it in, & let cook over low heat 30 minutes more; stirring occasionally.

Heat soup bowls in microwave or oven. Add remaining parsley & basil to the pot.

Serve soup topping each bowl with drizzle of olive oil & tablespoon of grated parmigiano-reggiano.
A simple green salad and a side of warm grilled italian bread brushed with olive oil rounds out the meal nicely.
This is a dish that improves with age. So store leftovers in the refrigerator and enjoy another time. Buon Appetito!!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

It's Easter!! Yaay! Let Us Eat, Drink, & Be Merry!! A Rack of Lamb, Some Smashed Potatoes & a Hank of Green Beans



Well, even Marc Chagall commemorated Easter. So why shouldn't I?
Sure, I'm an atheistic ex-Catholic who left the church of Rome 32 years ago (& all other belief systems that involve omniscient, omnipotent invisible Cranks who get their rocks off by seeing how much havoc Their little jokes wreak).

But, I'm not going to let a little thing like THAT get in the way of a good meal.
Besides, I love all the rituals of the Church. Truly I do.
They coincide with the celebrations of the season's harvests many times.
Not by accident either. Good old Emperor Constantine was a wily old sonofabitch & knew that people would be willingly conquered so long as you didn't take away their good times and yummy meals & let them get jiggy with their badass selves every few months.

So even as he sought to consolidate his power & convert his entire empire to Catholicism, he figured he would absorb the culture of the pagans around him & morph into the Catholic religion which you have to admit has some F-U-N holidays!

Hence the Ecumenical Council called by the good Emperor to make Catholicism a bit more "user-friendly" for the besieged masses. Of course, the whole nailing a guy to the cross thing IS a bit morbid, but, hey... it's called role-modeling & leading by example. I mean, if the son of God is wiling to take one for the team, they figure that at some level you will, too. Catholicism definitely lays a heavy guilt trip on you. 

Constantine, though, was a fair guy & probably owed some Jewish mafioso types beaucoup bucks, so he also decided that Easter should never be celebrated before Passover. In exchange for those props to Judaism, he also banned Jews from having Christian slaves. It was hell being a Christian back then, until the big C made it chic & all the cool kids like him were converting, too.

Some might say, "Give me liberty or give me Death!" like good old Patrick Henry, but these were earlier times & well... some cultures care more about what's for dinner. Pretty practical, they were, too. I mean Dead Men not only don't wear plaid, but they also don't get to eat white chocolate chai truffle, either or whatever the ancient yummy equivalent was back in the day... So, I would choose life, too.

Which brings me to Easter dinner...

I have zero time to write out my usual recipes.
The hubby who was away all week has demanded my attention this weekend & well, I hear & I obey (for the moment.. hahah)
I'm just going to post some pics with captions on it that I put in my albums here on MySpace called "Food Porn & Other Pleasures"

This really is easy to make & I may later refine the recipe but for now here goes:

Pesto-crusted Rack of Lamb with Truffled Smashed Potatoes, Green Bean & Wild Mushroom Saute





I don't have pictures of my mise en place because I didn't decide to "blog" about this meal until after I had placed the lamb in the oven. It suddenly dawned on me that it would be fun to share this simple, but elegant recipe with you guys. I mean ideally I would serve an asparagus sformato with this meal to start, but we really don't need the extra calories. I must share that recipe one day, too... It's a lovely ode to Spring.

The hubby was NOT uniformly pleased about that because he knew  that once I started photographing the step by step process (especially while being ever so slightly imbibalicious), dinner wold take far longer to make than usual.. haha. 

Poor man use to suffer terrible hunger pangs when I did my food blog full time. Now that I'm mostly Spazzing it these days, he will actually cook dinner some nights. He used to cook all our meals when we lived in NY. I got out of work so late back then (10:30pm most nights) that he would have dinner ready when I got home.


Rosemary Pesto for the lamb rack:




This pesto has rosemary which I stripped the leaves from & chopped before adding to the food processor,  a couple of TBS toasted sesame seeds, a handful of parsley, a touch of honey, a smidge of fresh meyer lemon juice & pecorino.  I add the olive oil in last while the food processor is whirring away. I add in a steady stream until I like the consistency of  the pesto which I pictured here. 

You can be more traditional, obviously, & just do pinenuts, basil & parmiggiano reggiano, & the streaming olive oil, but I decided to an homage to the Byzantine Empire with my pesto.




Ingredients for the smashed truffled potatoes:





I like to boil the potatoes with the skin on & just cut them in half; unless they are very small new potatoes then I keep them whole. 






Once the lamb is done & resting & I have finished the veggie saute: it's time to make the smashed potatoes. I put butter & half & half in a sauce pan to heat them well until the butter is melted. 






I add the potatoes which I have strained by kept warm by keeping them covered with foil in a colander on the cooktop over a pot of hot water.







I let them soak for a minute in the heat of the butter & cream mixture which I also added truffled salt to, btw...






I smashed them with an old fashioned wire potato masher. I wanted a coarser chunkier texture. You can obviously use a food mill or potato ricer if you do not like the skin & want a more refined texture. I finish off the potatoes with more butter, truffle oil, fresh ground pepper & truffle salt that I stir in with a wooden spatula.

Now, folks,  the rest of these instructions will simply not fit on one blog. MySpazz limits the amount of pics & text I can fit in here. I do not want to do two posts, so I will instead leave a link to my album where I have left instructions in the captions for you. They are on pages two & three of the album entitled "Food Porn & other Pleasures" .

Here's the link:





I will end this blog with a little Ode to Spring that I wrote today whilst sitting on the recumbent bike for 75 minutes. Exercise always gets my creative juices flowing:





Metamorphosis




Winged love 

Flitting prettily from flower to flower

in the soft fragrant air

Stop for a moment...

let us compare.

We are not so different

You & I

Both freed from Winter's guise...

Though I am but a human thing

And You

Are Nature's Spring surprise.



HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE!!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Linguine alla "Puttanesca" with Zucchini, Shrimp and Lamb-Feta Sausage

I was going to save this for Sunday, but I may not be able to post my Top Bloggers blog until then, so I'm posting this today. I actually wrote this on Monday night before all my internet access problems began. Thank you, Comcast, you bastards!

Since it was already loaded up with the pictures etc. all I have to do is post, unlike the Bloggers blog which I need to add everyone's pics to... what a pain!! I've got the SIM card on my laptop working now (Thank you, AT&T) which means I may be able to comment tonight, but I WILL be IMBIBALICIOUS so reader beware!

Anyway enjoy!
It's a good simple recipe.

It was a spectacular early Spring sunset last night with a fiery sky blazing in the west, the scent of blossoming acacias in the air and a strong breeze blowing like a bugle; all the harbingers of Spring in the San Francisco bay area.

Although, there was still enough of a chill in the air to make me think of cast iron pots bubbling with something warm and savory.

But, I've been on a pasta kick lately and had Campofilone's yummy red chili linguine waiting to be liberated from its package in the pantry. I wanted something that would go well with the pasta & still satisfy that urge for a little cast iron cookery.

The hubby envisioned a puttanesca-like sauce with olives, capers, garlic and some shrimp for added protein.

I saw a lamb & feta sausage at Whole Foods and some pretty little zucchini and decided they would provide an earthiness to the sauce & a contrast to the fiery chilis in the pasta with the briny shrimp. A sort of new twist on surf and turf!

Green basil was nowhere to be found but I spied a frilly opal basil much more pungent than the usual sweet basilica but still a match for the intensely flavored sauce. Some leftover '01 Castel Giacondo Brunello di Montalcino from last night would be a good way to deglaze the pot & we were off!!!


The sunset last night provided quite a show while I was cooking dinner. It took all my discipline to prevent myself from grabbing my glass of '02 Leroy Mersault & sitting in front of the window with the hubby to watch nature bask in all it's glory. Because as some you pals know, I am not imbibing during the week anymore, dammit!!

Instead I assembled all my ingredients for a group photo:

and dinner was as good as cooked (although with too many ingredients & steps to be considered "Lazy Gourmet"-style which it isn't)...

Red Chili Linguine alla "Puttanesca" with Zucchini, Shrimp and Lamb-Feta Sausage

Note: This recipe is puttanesca-ish. I'll call it a puttanesca because it makes it sound so naughty. I guess I should call it "amatranesca" but I don't want to start inventing Italian words that don't make sense.

I do add the dried chilis, tomatoes, olives, capers and anchovies (actually Thai fish sauce which is made from pressed anchovies) of the puttanesca but I don't mince the olives, I slice them and I keep the capers whole.

I also add a bit of diced zucchini, raw shrimp & lamb sausage this time which could make it seem more amatriciana-like if I added guanciale as the protein instead of all the other stuff and, of course, from a purist's standpoint, the olives & capers would be atypical in amatriciana sauce; so it's not quite that either.

Oh well! Whatever the original dish this bastardization comes from, it's yummy, easy to make, cooks quickly & is very satisfying. Go very light on the salt when seasoning along the way and taste, taste, taste because most of these ingredients including the shrimp are full of sodium.
The flavors get layered in, be patient, you'll be glad you were. It was almost worth missing that amazing sunset for!!! I promise to write all down tomorrow but now it's beddy-bye time.

Ingredients:

  • 1 lb. of raw 20 count raw shrimp, peeled and de-veined (Whole Food sells E Z peel ones with shells on & the vein already removed)
  • 2 large cooked lamb-feta sausage (these had fennel in them, yummy; any sweet Italian pork sausage, guanciale or pancetta can be substituted), cooled & cut into small dice
  • 1 28 oz can of San Marzano tomatoes, cut into small dice with liquid
  • 2 large garlic cloves, smashed & minced finely
  • 2 young zucchini, peeled and cut into small dice
  • 1 tablespoon of capers, drained (if you use capers stored in salt, be sure to rinse off the salt first)
  • 12 pitted black olives, each sliced into 4 pieces(I used nicoise, you can use any you like)
  • handful of parsley, chopped finely
  • 3 sprigs of oregano, leaves only, chopped finely
  • 6 basil leaves, cut into a fine chiffonade
  • a pinch of crushed red pepper flakes
  • the juice of half a Meyer lemon
  • extra-virgin olive oil for sauteing & drizzling
  • 1/2 cup of dry red wine
  • 1/4 cup of dry white wine (optional)
  • 1/2 cup of vegetable stock (optional)
  • 1/8 teaspoon of Thai fish sauce
  • 2 tablespoons on half & half (optional)
  • 1 8.8 oz package of Campofilone Red Chili Dried Egg Linguine
  • freshly ground sea salt & black pepper to taste
  • a block of parmigiano-reggiano, for grating (optional)
  • lemon wedges (optional)

Directions:


1) Start with a large heavy bottomed pot, over medium heat. I'm using a 7 quart Le Creuset cast iron Bouillabaisse pot. So pretty!

2) Drizzle enough olive oil to cover the bottom of the pan & add sausages. Cook the sausages with the pot lid on to prevent spatter & steam them slightly as they saute, turning them every few minutes until all the fat is released & the sausages are just evenly cooked. 10 minutes or so. (Not pictured the grease would have splattered all over the camera lens)

3) Meantime, peel your shrimp, give them a quick cold water rinse and dry them on paper towels and season them with freshly ground black pepper.


4) If you haven't fully prepared your mise en place, better finish it now while the sausages are cooking. Chop and set every thing in its place so it is ready and within reach when you are. While it is always best to prepare your ingredients before you begin to cook, an uncomplicated meal like this doesn't always mandate it. Unless you are not familiar with the dish, in which case, you must prepare everything to be sure you have what you need.

5) Next, when the sausages are cooked remove them from the pot and place them on a chopping block to cool. Lower heat under pot to medium- medium low.

6) While sausages are cooling, wad up a long piece of paper towel and using a pair of long metal tongs to hold it, soak up most of the excess fat released by the sausages in the pot leaving about a teaspoon's worth of the lamb fat in the pot and dispose of the paper towel.

7) Add enough e.v.o.o. to coat the bottom of the pot and to that add a pinch of red pepper flakes, a quick grind of sea salt & black pepper and then the zucchini, giving it a quick stir to coat it evenly with the oil and begin to dislodge some of the fond (browned bits left in the bottom of the pan by the sausage), followed by the capers & then the olives.


8) After giving it all a bit of a stir, add 1/3 the parsley, 1/3 the oregano & 1/3 of the basil & stir it in until aromatic.

9) Meantime, your sausage should have cooled enough to allow you to chop into small dice roughly the equivalent of the size of the zucchini. (Normally, I would have cooked the sausage out of its casing in step 2, eliminating the need for cooling & dicing but these lamb sausages have chunks of feta in them which would have burned in the bottom of the pot had I not cooked them whole.) Add them to the pot with the zucchini mixture. Give them a stir & let them mingle with the veggies for a minute or two.

10) Time to deglaze the pan. Turn the heat up to medium-high & add your red wine. Let it sizzle a moment then stir well and scrape up the pot frond, releasing all the brown bits. Allow the wine to reduce by 3/4 (about 3- 5 minutes).

When the wine is almost evaporated then add the tomatoes to the mixture stirring well to combine & add another 1/3 of the parsley, 1/3 of the oregano & 1/3 of the basil. Taste the sauce. Adjust the seasoning but keep in mind that we haven't added the fish sauce yet which is very salty. Reduce the heat to medium & cover the pot.
Let the sauce cook for 5-7 minutes.


11) While the sauce is cooking, fill a pasta pot 3/4 of the way with water and place over medium-high heat to boil.

While that is getting ready to boil, remove the lid from the sauce & set aside. Stir, taste it, if the sauce looks dry add a 1/4 cup of white wine and stir it in. Let it cook down a minute or two.

Then add a 1/4 cup of vegetable stock, stir that in. Taste it, if the sauce is too acidic add the half & half & stir. Let it cook a minute or so. If it still seems to "winey" or acidic add a little more half & half and/or drizzle in a little olive oil. Stir well.

12) When the sauce seems balanced, add the fish sauce; an 1/8 of a teaspoon goes a long way, so be careful not to add too much. Adjust the seasoning to your taste (pepper, salt) & lower the heat to a bare simmer.


13) Get ready to poach the shrimp over very low heat, add them one at a time in a single layer across the bottom of the pan. Top with the remaining 1/3 of parsley, oregano & basil & the juice of half a Meyer lemon.

Cover pot tightly with the lid & gently poach shrimp for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, stir the shrimp into the sauce & wait for the pasta.


14) While shrimp poach, prepare the pot for your pasta by adding a teaspoon or so of sea salt to the boiling water. Remember, this Campofilone thin egg pasta cooks in 2-3 minutes. My directions & timing for the sauce are presuming that you use this pasta.If you are using a different type of pasta cook it according to the package instructions.

If it is a pasta that requires a longer cooking time, be sure you adjust the cooking time of the shrimp to accommodate the pasta. Overcooked shrimp are not good tasting. Make the necessary adjustments ahead of time.

15) When the water starts to resume boiling, add the linguine & cook stirring often at first to prevent the pasta from sticking. Cook no longer than three minutes (or according to package directions) or until it is al dente (fully cooked but still slightly resistant to the tooth when you bite into it). You will continue to cook the pasta for a minute or so in the sauce itself; so don't overcook it now.

16) When the pasta is cooked, remove the pot from the heat & place it near the sauce pot.
Using metal tongs or a pasta fork, carefully lift the pasta from the water, one tongful at a time, allowing the excess water to drain before placing the linguine in the sauce pot.

When you have placed all the pasta in the sauce, grate to taste some fresh parmigiano-reggiano directly on the pasta to season it. Then gently fold it into the sauce until it is well combined & coated in the sauce.



Serve in warm bowls with slices of lemon, a drizzle of the best quality olive oil & a little dusting of Parmigiano. Enjoy!!!

This recipe serves four.


This recipe was also posted on my MySpace blog, so the following pertains to that site, but I will leave it in anyway...
It's fun! :)

CC is my nom de plume there. It stands for Closed Captioned For the Thinking Impaired which is what I call my blog there.






Not exactly a pasta primavera, but still the lamb sausage, the shrimp, the zucchini... haha.... let's say they are best in the Springtime even if we lie... ;P

What's your fave pasta dishes?
Feel free to post a recipe, if you like.

Will you be IMBIBALICIOUS tonight, like I plan to be?

Do you hate Comcast & Motorola, too?

Here were a few of my statuses yesterday that cracked some of my pals up:


C.C.says... Well, boys & girls after 5 GODDAMN internet cafes, one SIM card, a shitload of aggravation & several espressos... CC has replied to EVERY COMMENT!! Yay
Mood: TOMICIDAL at 2:14 PM Mar 26


C.C.says Oh my Spesus!! She finally found a place with halfway decent wireless, but now the MySmegma has begun!! Why is MySpazz double & triple posting EVERYTHING?
Mood: TOMICIDAL at 11:17 AM Mar 26

Then there was this bulletin update:

Okay, this took me 5 internet cafes, one SIM card, several espressos & a shitload of MySmegma because TheSpasms were at all-time high, but I am NEVER deterred, dammit!!

Comcast, Tom & Motorola be fucked.... I will REPLY!!!

So come & get your love!
I'll hand here at the Espresso Roma Cafe for a bit more then I am dragging my ass to the gym for an EXPLOSIVE workout!! Because I NEED RELEASE!!!!!!!

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C.C. in response to a bulletin comment from a pal:

Mar 26, 2009 2:45 PM

No, it's my modem for my iMac. It's 3 years old. My laptop is fine, but the access at the cafes were so painfully slow, I used my iPhone.... UGH!!! Then I bought a SIM Card but HELLO, you need internet access to install it!! FUCK! So I'm at another cafe & getting ready to download the software for the damn "Air Card" I am ready to BITE somebody HARD!!! ;p

You are now fully updated on my state of mind ...hahah...

AREN'T YOU THRILLED???
HAVE A GREAT NIGHT!!

OH YES & DON'T LURK, DAMMIT!!

I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE LURKING & I KNOW WHEN YOU ARE DIVINE!!!

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XOXOXOXOXOXO

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Saturday, February 7, 2009

Food & Sex: The Best Way to a Man's Heart?... An Artfully Sensual Valentine's Day Dinner



Ah, Valentine's Day. A romantic day filled with hearts, flowers and......... food.
Sex may enter into it; but, somehow, food plays an instrumental role before the conquest.

We've all been told that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. (Of course, women possess those organs, too, and many of us are equally interested in having them courted by our wooers. Who do you think most of the recipients of those chocolate-filled heart-shaped boxes are anyway, hmmmm?)

Unfortunately, what no one tells you is that a romantic dinner laden with the fatty fare of most Valentine menus not only wreaks havoc on the waistline; but, also, has marooned many a bloated traveler on the sea of love; leaving them stranded on the Isle of Misfit Celibates instead of basking in the glow of Fantasy Island.

You're more likely to bust a gut than bust a move after eating all that lobster and chocolate mousse. So in the interest of raising metabolisms and libidos everywhere, I offer a menu to help keep the sin in the saint of St. Valentine's Day (so that the only resemblance you have to the day's martyr is in name only); but, don't think that I would ever consider sacrificing the sensuous textures and fabulous flavors of the Valentine's Day classics.

Au contraire, mon cher. I only seek to enhance the food's aphrodisiac qualities by lightening it; thereby, allowing for the enjoyment of later, more intimate pleasures.

Which begs the question.... What makes a certain kind of food sexy or, better yet, which foods make you feel sexy?

For many people, eating sensuously is all about texture:
.... such as silken, unctuous foods that glide over your tongue while coating it with their essence as you devour them. These foods not only feel and taste wonderful but they also make you look good in the process. Think of how sexy licking an ice cream cone looks vs. chomping down on a burger. Both can be messy but the former is enticing to watch, while the latter is just disgusting giving you all the glamour of a jungle beast tucking into an antelope instead of an angel of Eros enjoying her daily dose of ambrosia;

..... or, how about juicy, self-contained foods that use your fingers, preferably while making contact with your lips, and, capable of being eaten in one or two bites. Think of soft, pouty lips wrapping themselves around: a fresh strawberry, a red cherry, the ripest fig, or piece of ahi nigiri. The light tooth-grazing consumption of the tender leaves of steamed artichokes also falls into this category of food come-ons.

Of course, many cultures tend to reckon shape with sexual aphrodisiacs. Take the obvious likeness of avocados, apples, bananas, eggs, asparagus spears, ginseng, zucchini, oysters, mangoes or even the more far-flung rhinoceros horn to their sexually reproductive anatomical counterparts and you can come up with an interesting, if somewhat unappetizing menu.

Some foods, over time, have been endowed with magical, potent sexual powers for their ability to excite rather than their physical characteristics. My four favorites: chocolate, champagne, caviar and chilis fall into this category.

Dark chocolate with its LDL lowering stearic acid, mood-elevating theobromine, "love chemical" inducing phenylethylamine, pleasure enhancing serotonin and energy boosting caffeine was considered not only an aphrodisiac but also quite the health elixir by the Aztecs and the Mayans and was revered as a food of the gods; 2000 years before more recently undergoing its latest health food status. It sure tastes good! Ask Montezuma; he drank 50 gold goblets full of it a day & look at how potent he was!
The hot spice of chili peppers with its tear inducing capsciacin mimics the feelings of arousal by elevating the blood pressure & body temperature leaving you flushed, moist & panting.

Champagne has always been the wine of love & celebration with bubbles that tickle your tongue as well as your fancy. The alcohol in it is a powerful relaxant, allowing you to shed your inhibitions (if not your clothing).

The goddess of love, Aphrodite, (Venus to her later Roman worshippers) was born from the sea, so all of the sea's creatures were said to be endowed with her aphrodisiac powers. It doesn't hurt that most seafood contain prodigious quantities of the mineral zinc which is known to be an effective nutrient for the erotically-challenged. Caviar is sturgeon roe. The many eggs of caviar also represent fertility; procreation and the propagation of the species, of course, has always been the most powerful catalyst for the sex act. Just ask Darwin. Money is a pretty good conductor of sexual electricity, too, and caviar costs lots of it which only adds to its romantic allure!

Of course, too much of anything, champagne and caviar included, can douse the most ardent fire, so I advocate a little discretion in all things edible. While moderation may not seem to fan the flames of molten passion, it's always good to be a little hungry for something more, especially on Valentine's Day.

Just ask yourself, how would Aphrodite satisfy those hunger pangs?

My suggested Valentine's Dinner Menu, as all good romantic menus should, will definitely include the four C's: chocolate, champagne, caviar & chili peppers; though, not necessarily in that order. I will also add a few other yummies from my heart-thumping bag of tricks. The champagne should be a brut rose' for it's magnificent color and depth of flavor.

I couldn't make up my mind about what to concoct for this special day; so why not double your pleasure, double your fun: offer two options and have your intended choose one?

Most of the dishes can be made in advance, except for the fish which needs to be cooked a la minute, then you can have the pleasure of sharing; nothing is sexier than guiding the hand that feeds you in a dark, candlelit room.
However, for those less inclined to divvy up their din din, I will include in each recipe enough portions for at least two & let you could decide whether tonight's culinary muse will be Asian or Italian when you choose which dish per course.

What the menu lacks in innovation it makes up for in raw sex appeal. Whether you finish the meal by feeding each other sumptuous spoonfuls of parfait or tasty morsels of chocolate dipped strawberries is up to you; but, I guarantee that will not be the conclusion of the evenings activities.
Bon Appetit & Happy Valentine's Day!!!

A Valentine's Day Menu with Lots of Sex Appeal



Salmon Poke with Osetra Caviar
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Carpaccio of Ahi with Shaved Hearts of Palm, Asparagus Tips & Truffle Oil
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Duo of Cannelloni
Dungeness Crab & Goat Cheese, Roasted Sweet Potato & Mascarpone

or
Macadamia-Crusted Thai Red Snapper with Passionfruit-Infused Bercy, Curried Bhutanese Red Rice Risotto
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Raspberry & Dark Chocolate Parfait with Greek Yogurt, Agave Nectar & Toasted Walnuts
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Chocolate-covered Strawberries




Salmon Poke with Ossetra Caviar


Note: Traditionally, Poke is made with limu kohu, a red seaweed harvested near the Hawaiian isles, and crushed roasted kukui nuts. Both ingredients can be found at San Mateo's Takahashi Market.com online shop.
However, if, like me, you are more interested in the spirit of the dish rather than a strict interpretation, you can substitute furikake or nori strips for the limu kohu; white & black sesame seeds for the kukui nuts; and, add a pinch of Hawaiian red sea salt for color. I also stray from tradition by dicing the fish a bit finer, adding cilantro and a little fresh lime juice & /or blood orange juice to the mixture at the very end just before molding & plating. I like the kick that citrus adds to the dish but I try not to add it too early because the acids "cook" the fish and mar the beautiful color turning the bright flesh opaque.
Needless to say the salmon needs to be very fresh and preferably wild (which are frozen this time of year) or from a sustainably raised farm like U.K. Greenpeace-endorsed Loch Duart's Scottish Salmon from CleanFish. Ahi is traditionally used and the natural substitute if you don't like raw salmon.The caviar is for extra luxe appeal & sevruga has nice firm eggs that cost less than its cousins, ossetra & the ever disappearing beluga. American Caviar from sustainably-raised California white sturgeon (Tsar Nicoulai), Missouri & Mississippi Rivers hackleback sturgeon (Petrovich Caviar), Montana golden white fish and paddlefish (Seattle's Caviar) is now much more widely available and less costly than international brands such as Petrossian. Click on the name of the various purveyors for more info.
If you can't find a ripe avocado (it's been a tough year for them), substitute the layer of avocado for a little chive oil on the bottom of the dish. Just take a bunch of chives (scallions will work, too), rough chop, add to a blender with a cup of the highest quality cold pressed olive oil, blend & strain through a strainer lined in cheesecloth or a chinoise, if you happen to have one lying around your kitchen.

This recipe serves 2 lovebirds as a first course.

Ingredients

  • 4 oz. very fresh sashimi-grade salmon fillet, skin & bloodline removed, finely cubed
  • 1 Tablespoon of reduced sodium soy sauce
  • 2 teaspoons of toasted sesame oil plus more as needed, to taste
  • 1 teaspoon of furikake, seaweed gomasio, shichimi (or plain nori cut into small thin strips)
  • 1/2 teaspoon black sesame seeds
  • 1/2 teaspoon toasted white sesame seeds
  • 1 Tablespoon of cilantro, minced
  • 1 Tablespoon sweet onion such as Maui or Vidalia, finely minced
  • 2 scallions, tougher dark green stalks removed, finely chopped
  • 1/4 teaspoon of finely minced fresh ginger root, skin removed
  • 1 Tablespoon of Lowfat Mayonnaise (Best Foods or Hellmans brand)
  • 1 teaspoon of Vietnamese Sriracha sauce (Huy Fong Foods Inc. brand found at Safeway or at www.huyfong.com)
  • the juice from 1/2 a blood orange (or lime)
  • 1 pinch of Hawaiian Red Sea Salt, optional
  • 1 small ripe Hass avocado
  • 1 oz. of caviar
  • 4 blue potato chips from Terra Chips (optional)

Directions

  1. Whisk together the mayo, citrus juice, soy sauce & sriracha sauce in a small bowl, combine well and set aside.
  2. Place the salmon in a medium-sized bowl and toss with sesame oil until well-coated. Add the cilantro, sesame seeds, onion, scallions, furikake and ginger to the salmon. Mix well.
  3. (The salmon poke can be stored in the refrigerator at this time for 12 hours; store it separately from the dressing. Just be sure to remove both from the refrigerator at least 30 minutes before serving)
  4. Slowly add the sriracha dressing to the salmon poke, gently folding it in to thoroughly combine without breaking up the salmon cubes. Add as little or as much of the dressing as you like, making adjustments to suit your taste. Then sprinkle a tiny pinch of the sea salt over the poke and gently combine. Taste for seasoning.
  5. Cut the avocado into half, removing the pit carefully, using the edge of a sharp paring knife between the skin and the flesh, gently trace the circumference of each cut half of the avocado with the knife to loosen the flesh. Unmold each half, cut side down, onto a clean cutting board and slice avocado thinly to form a fan. Place each avocado half onto its serving dish, cut side up, and delicately fan out the slices onto the plate; or, instead, form a thin ring of avocado slices with a hollow center.
  6. Place a ring mold over the center of the avocado slices and, using a spoon, fill it with the salmon poke, tamping it down to mold the shape, dip your paring knife in hot water, run it carefully around the inside of the ring to loosen the ring, then slowly unmold the poke. Repeat with the other dish. (If you don't have a ring mold, just fill a ramekin with the poke, pack it tightly, tamp it down, run the knife around it & gently unmold it as you turn the ramekin upside down over the center of the dish.)
  7. Garnish both plates with a 1/2 oz. of caviar over the center of each poke and 2 blue potato chips from Terra Chips.


Ahi Carpaccio with Shaved Hearts of Palm, Asparagus & Truffle Oil

Note: You can quickly sear the sides of the ahi with a peppery crust as photographed then flatten it; looks pretty, but, it doesn't add much to the dish; so, the recipe will skip that step. The fresh hearts of palm I originally intended to use are nearly impossible to find easily. There is a family-owned company in Costa Rica, the #1 source of domesticated palms bred for food production, named DeKing of Hearts (click here to go to their website) but a highly perishable 1 lb. bag (perishes within 2 weeks from the day it was harvested)is $25 per lb plus overnight shipping. So in the interest of using money more judiciously, I am using canned hearts of palm that are rinsed & dried and incorporating the more traditional arugula into the salad for more bitter contrast & flavor. Still looking for frozen hearts of palm so if you know of any email me. Canned hearts of palm are too watery to shave, so I just tried to slice them as thinly as possible using a very sharp knife. A thin shaving of pecorino romano into shards will curb my mad Sweeney Todd-like urge for the moment.

This recipe serves 2 inamorati as a starter.

Ingredients

  • 2 (3-ounce) pieces of sashimi-grade ahi
  • 1 tablespoons plus 4 teaspoons of extra-virgin olive oil
  • 4 hearts of palm (from a can), drained, rinsed, patted dry and thinly sliced
  • 2 cups of baby arugula, rinsed and dried
  • 12 thin spears of asparagus, tips only, blanched for 30 seconds and chilled
  • the zest of 1 meyer's lemon
  • the juice of 1 meyer's lemon
  • 6 grape or cherry tomatoes, halved
  • 2 tablespoons of chives, finely minced
  • 1 sprig of fresh thyme, stripped of leaves and chopped
  • 2 generous shavings of pecorino romano or parmiggiano-reggiano (1 per plate)
  • 2 generous drizzles of truffle oil (as a garnish for each plate)
  • pinch of truffle salt and a pinch of fleur de sel
  • freshly milled black pepper to taste
Directions

  1. Stretch four large sheets of plastic wrap on your countertop, smear each piece with a teaspoon of olive oil.
  2. Place a piece of cold ahi in the center of the first two pieces of the plastic wrap & then cover each fillet, (olive oil-smeared side down) with a remaining plastic sheet.
  3. Gently pound with a mallet, working from the center out until the ahi is paper thin.
  4. Store wrapped tuna on a plate in the refrigerator until ready to serve.
  5. In a medium sized bowl, combine the hearts of palm, arugula, tomatoes, thyme & asparagus. Then add the Meyer lemon juice & remaining tablespoon of olive oil, black pepper & sea salt to taste, toss gently but be sure to coat the vegetables thoroughly.
  6. Remove the ahi from the fridge and prepare to plate it on dishes large enough to accommodate them. (The average dinner-sized plate should do).
  7. Plate the ahi by first carefully removing the top sheet of plastic; next, place the ahi side on the center of the dish; then, gently remove the last piece of plastic, carefully molding together any pieces of ahi that have torn apart.
  8. Sprinkle each ahi carpaccio with a pinch of lemon zest, truffle salt, pepper & 1/2 Tablespoon of the chopped chives then drizzle with truffle oil.
  9. Top the center of each plate with a small mound of the greens.
  10. Sprinkle the remaining chives around the perimeter of each plate, followed by an additional drizzle of truffle oil over the chives. Using a microplane, shave the pecorino over the greens and serve.


Macadamia Nut Crusted Thai Red Snapper with Passionfruit-infused Sauce Bercy, Curried Bhutanese Red Rice Risotto, Steamed Asparagus




Note: This recipe was heavily inspired by a dish I ate at Canyon Ranch during my stay there. The Canyon Ranch version is made with mahimahi instead of thai red snapper which is similar in look & texture and offers a caramelized pineapple sauce that is a little sweet for my taste but still quite good. They served it with coconut black rice on the side. Pacific halibut would be a fabulous substitute & my preferred fish for this dish but unfortunately the season runs from March to November or December, making it impossible to find for Valentine's Day. Atlantic halibut, which is available now, is not a great substitute for this particular dish.

I opted to celebrate Valentine's Day by using Bhutanese Red Rice to make a creamy coconutty risotto finished with Thai red curry sauce. Both rices can be found at Whole Foods, the Lotus Foods brand is the best and the Lotus Foods website has some really great recipes, too.
Bercy sauce is a variation of a fish veloute' with shallots, wine & stock; however, instead of the classic veloute' which is a heavy white sauce with a roux base, we reduce a combination of equal parts fish stock (or clam juice if you don't have time to make the stock) & vegetable stock then add a slurry of cornstarch dissolved into a little cold stock to thicken it. The result will be a lighter, more richly colored sauce. It is important that you remove the stock from the heat before adding the cornstarch slurry. When the cornstarch is heated for too long, it loses its ability to bind the sauce. Just keep on the stove without heat while you prepare the bercy.
In honor of Valentine's Day, I will be making a variation of the classic bercy by adding (what else?) passion fruit to it. If you can't find fresh passion fruit or its pulp, you can add a 1/3 cup of passion fruit nectar (the Looza brand is sold at most SF bay area grocery stores) or substitute 1/2 of a Hawaiian papaya (seeds removed) for the passion fruit.

I recommend preparing the sauce first, then prepping the fish but not cooking it, before making the risotto. When the risotto is more than half way done ( 20 minutes into cooking it), start the fish saute, browning it for 2-3 minutes on each side, then pop it in the oven in a baking dish for 8-10 minutes while you finish the risotto. When both risotto and fish are done, remove them from the heat but keep them in a warm place, gently reheat the Bercy sauce, (remember you don't want to overheat the cornstarch) & plate it up. If the sauce seems too thin, you can always add a little butter to the sauce then froth it up with the an immersion blender before plating.

A few pea shoots or microgreens complete the dish but you can add stir-fried bok choy  or steamed asparagus (as I did) if you're craving some veggies.

This recipe serves two.

Ingredients:

For the fish
  • 2 (6 ounce) Thai red snapper fillets, of even thickness
  • 2 Tablespoons of mirin (optional)
  • 1/2 cup unsalted macadamia nuts, roughly chopped
  • 2 egg whites, from large eggs, slightly beaten
  • canola oil or grapeseed oil, (you want a flavorless oil with high flashpoint for the saute)
  • sea salt & white pepper to taste
For the fish veloute'
  • 1 cup of fish stock (bottled clam juice or prepared dashi can be substituted)
  • 1 cup of vegetable stock (Wolfgang Puck makes a great one sold in supermarkets)
  • sea salt and white pepper to taste
  • 1 Tablespoon cornstarch or arrowroot
  • 3 Tablespoons cold vegetable stock or white wine
For the passion-fruit bercy
  • 2 large shallots, minced
  • 1 Tablespoon of extra-virgin olive oil
  • 1 cup of white wine, preferably one that is not over-oaked like a sauvignon blanc
  • 1 cup of stock (fish, vegetable or chicken)
  • 2 whole passion-fruits, strained of seeds ( 1/3 cup of passion-fruit nectar or 1/2 Hawaiian papaya can be substituted)
  • 1 teaspoon of minced fresh ginger
  • 1 Tahitian vanilla bean, split in half lengthwise
  • 1 teaspoon of low sodium soy sauce
  • pinch of ground sichuan white peppercorns
  • 1/4 teaspoon of sriracha sauce
  • 1 Tablespoon of unsalted butter
  • 2 sprigs of chervil, stripped of leaves & chopped
For the Bhutanese Red Rice Risotto
  • 1/2 cup of uncooked Bhutanese Red Rice (Lotus Foods is a good brand)
  • 2 teaspoons of olive oil
  • 1 teaspoon of unsalted butter
  • pinch of sea salt
  • 2-1/2 cups of chicken or vegetable stock, kept just below a simmer on stove top
  • 1/2 cup of white wine
  • 1/2 onion, finely chopped
  • 1 garlic clove, minced
  • 1 teaspoon Thai red curry paste (Thai Kitchen brand is widely distributed & pretty good)
  • 1/3 cup of unsweetened coconut milk (Thai Kitchen brand has a good one)
  • 1/4 cup of cooked unshelled edamame, pre-cooked (optional)
  • 1/2 teaspoon of Thai fish sauce (nam pla or in Vietnamese nuoc cham)
  • 5 basil leaves, finely julienned
  • 2 sprigs of cilantro, finely chopped
  • 2 scallions, finely chopped

Directions

Heat oven to 400 degrees

For the fish
  1. Place the fish on a clean cutting board and season both sides to taste with sea salt, white pepper & mirin. Pat dry with paper towel.
  2. Using a pastry brush, brush fish on both sides with beaten egg whites.
  3. Sprinkle each side with chopped macadamia nuts. Pressing the nuts firmly into the flesh to secure them. (At this point, you can just put the crusted fish on a baking sheet and bake in the pre-heated oven for 12-15 minutes, skipping the steps 4-6. I just like to brown them a little in a saute pan before I bake them)
  4. Heat a 10" (cast iron is the best) pan with non-stick coating over medium heat, when pan is heated, add enough oil to cover its surface & distribute a pinch of salt evenly over the oil. Do not allow the oil to smoke.
  5. Carefully add the fillets one at a time to the center of the pan, keeping space between them. Cook for 2-3 minutes on the first side; checking heat & the fish after 2 minutes to be sure that the nuts are not burning. When the first side is light brown, then gently turn over & cook the other side for an additional 2 minutes or until crust is lightly browned.
  6. Remove fish from pan, briefly blotting excess oil with a paper towel, then place in a baking dish in the oven for 8-10 minutes until the crust is golden brown and the center of the fish is slightly resistant to touch. If you can smell the fish it is done. Do not overcook it.
  7. Remove from oven and keep in a warm place until sauce is heated & ready to be plated. Serve on warm plates.

For the fish veloute'
  1. Place both stocks in a heavy sauce pan and reduce over medium-high heat for about 20 minutes until stock is reduced in half. Then remove it from the heat.
  2. While stock is reducing, place cornstarch in a small bowl & slowly whisk in cold stock or wine a little at a time until cornstarch is completely dissolved and the resulting slurry is homogenous looking. Set aside until stock reduces.
  3. When stock is reduced, remove from heat & rapidly whisk the stock continuously to cool it slightly while slowly adding the cornstarch slurry. When sauce is thickened, season to taste with pinch of sea salt, & white pepper then set aside pan in a warm place (but not over heat) while you prepare the bercy.

For the passion-fruit bercy sauce
  1. Heat a heavy sauce pan over medium heat, add the olive oil, heat it for a few moments then add the shallots & a tiny pinch of salt to sweat them without browning them.
  2. When shallots are soft, add the ginger, stirring until aromatic then add the passion-fruit.
  3. When the passion fruit cooks down, add the wine, reducing it for a few minutes then add the stock, allowing that to cook down until halved. (about 10 minutes)
  4. When liquid is reduced, scrape the seeds out of the vanilla bean using the tip of a small paring knife and add them as well as the vanilla pod halves to the stock along with the soy & the sriratcha sauce, stirring well to evenly distribute them.
  5. Reduce heat to lowest setting & allow it to simmer for a 5-10 minutes until sauce looks glossy & well-integrated then remove from heat & add the prepared veloute' sauce, stirring well to fully incorporate both sauces.
  6. Taste for seasoning and adjust accordingly. Remove the vanilla bean halves. Swirl in the butter until emulsified.
  7. When the sauce looks completely incorporated, return it to the heat on lowest possible setting, until sauce is warmed through, then serve immediately. (If sauce has thinned out by the time you are ready to serve it, just blend it by either using an immersion blender in the sauce pan to froth it up or by carefully pouring it into a blender & whirring it for a minute.)

For the risotto

Make sure to have the stock in a separate pot at a bare simmer (just below a simmer) on the stove. (Keep in mind that risotto gets its creamy texture from the release of the rice's starch which means you've got to continuously stir it for the first 15-18 minutes, after that it's just a matter of keeping it from drying out by continuing to slowly add warm stock until the rice grains are fully cooked.)
  1. Heat a large shallow pan (a paella or La Creuset braising pan work well) over medium heat, add the olive oil & when warm but not smoking, add the onions with a pinch of salt. Sweat the onions stirring often. Do not allow them to brown.
  2. When onions are soft, add garlic & red curry paste, stir until aromatic and slightly darkened in color. Do not allow to burn.
  3. Add butter, when butter melts add rice, toasting it in the paste for a minute or two.
  4. Add the wine, stirring continuously until fully absorbed into the rice. When wine is fully absorbed, lower heat to medium-low to low (keep it at a bare simmer) and add coconut milk, stirring continuously, until fully absorbed.
  5. Slowly begin to add the stock one ladleful at a time (about 1/2 cup), stirring often and making sure the rice has absorbed it before adding more stock. By the fourth absorbed ladleful, you should see a visible difference in the size of the grains and begin testing for doneness. Risotto is done when the rice grains are tender but still retain a slight "bite" and the overall texture is creamy.
  6. When risotto is almost done, add fish sauce and edamame (or cooked sweet peas), gently stirring in & cooking until beans are warmed through.
  7. Add basil, scallions & cilantro. Test for seasoning, if it needs any, add sea salt (Red Himalayan Salt would be pretty & yummy) & freshly ground pepper to taste.
  8. Serve by packing risotto in a large ramekin until ramekin is fully packed & placing the center of the warmed serving plate on top of the ramekin, then inverting both dishes & carefully unmolding the rice from its ramekin. Place the snapper fillet on the side of the rice and drizzle the Bercy sauce over half the fish and the circumference of the plate. Garnish the rice with pea shoots, micro greens or a sprig of cilantro. Serve.




Duo of Baked Cannelloni:
Dungeness Crab & Goat Cheese
Roasted Sweet Potato & Mascarpone
Wilted Spinach


Note: When I was at Canyon Ranch last year, I ordered a crab quesadilla with a crisp but tender shell and a delicious creamy filling that imparted a slight but pleasant tang to the dish without overwhelming the crab. I thought they had used a special Oaxacan cheese but when I asked my server she said it was just fresh goat cheese. The combination was a good one & I thought it could make a very elegant dish for a romantic dinner if I used cannelloni as the delivery system for the crab & goat cheese.
Of course the object of this Valentine's dinner is to keep everything light & sexy, so I thought I could lighten the dish by making two separate fillings, offering one cannelloni of each and a Duo of Cannelloni was born. I wanted the second filling to be light and complement rather than compete with the crab & goat cheese so I knew it would have to a vegetable filling; but, I wanted a luxurious mouth-feel that was satisfying & a little sweet. My first thought was butternut squash or pumpkin but they have been done so often this way and too laborious to tackle with everything else & then it hit me: roasted sweet potatoes. Great texture, sweet & healthy taste with a touch of mascarpone, a hint of vanilla and herbs. Eureka! While I'll admit my inspiration may not be quite on par with Archimedes' discovery of the displacement of water (which was his legendary Eureka moment), I'm still pleased with the results.

I've lightened the bechamel sauce by using lowfat milk. You can substitute skim milk if you like but don't substitute the butter with anything else. It's not a lot of butter per person & it's absolutely necessary for sauce. Do use freshly grated nutmeg, it is an essential component and very easy to find these seeds in the seasonings section of mainstream supermarkets.

If you can't find dried cannelloni shells, use manicotti shells instead. Just but the highest quality pasta you can find because the flavor of the pasta is very important with these delicate fillings. If the pasta is too thick or poorly made it will show much more with these fillings than if you were using a meat ragu.You can also buy or make your own fresh crepes if you like. You just need to fill them then roll them tightly with the seam facing the bottom of the baking dish.
If you're not a crab eater, just omit the crab & substitute it with additional cheese or add wild mushrooms (chanterelles or hen of the wood mushrooms are nice & meaty) that you have sweated with olive oil & shallots. It'll still be yummy if not as aphrodisiatic (if that's a word).
Serve this dish with a side of wilted spinach (baby spinach sauteed in olive oil, minced garlic & a touch of stock & freshly ground black pepper.)

You will have leftover stuffing which you can use to stuff additional cannelloni shells, layer over no boil lasagne noodles which have a much finer texture & some egg added to them allowing them to cook thoroughly without as much liquid (Nature's Pasta, available at Real Foods is the best so far): just double the bechamel sauce recipe & use it as a sauce to layer into the lasagne, or turn it into ravioli or tortellini by using ready made thin wonton wrappers. Then cook & freeze for another time.

This recipe will serve four, unless you're starving. To make it for two, I would have had to split an egg in half. Perhaps that will be my future contribution to science... I'll get cracking!!! (pardon the pun)

Ingredients

For the cannelloni
  • 8 cannelloni shells, cooked in a large pot of salted boiling water for about 7 minutes if dried or about 3 minutes if fresh; always be sure to check the manufacturers instructions (8 fresh small crepes could be substituted, obviously no boiling required) Remember, these shells should be cooked until just barely al dente. Overcooked pasta will not work in this recipe. It's going to cook further in the oven.
  • 1 gratin dish or small to medium-sized baking dish, greased with olive oil & a paper towel (the dish should be just large enough to accommodate a single layer of cannelloni)
  • 1/2 cup of freshly grated Parmigiano Reggiano
  • 2 pastry bags (or 2 ziploc plastic bags, with a small edge of one bottom cut out & the tops folded back) or 2 teaspoons

For the crab filling
  • 1 cup of fresh Dungeness crabmeat (about 1/2 lb.), picked through to remove any shell
  • 1 clove of garlic, grated
  • 3 scallions, light green part only, minced
  • 5 oz log of fresh goat cheese, softened to room temperature (Laura Chenel chevre is good)
  • 1 cup of part skim ricotta, softened to room temperature (don't use more than 1 cup of this or you will lose the goat cheese flavor)
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten in a small bowl
  • 1/2 teaspoon of white pepper
  • 1 cup of tightly packed baby spinach leaves, rough chopped
  • 2 Tablespoons freshly grated Parmigiano-Reggiano
For the sweet potato filling
  • 3 large or 4 small sweet potatoes (jewel yams)
  • 1 cup of mascarpone cheese, softened to room temperature
  • 1/2 teaspoon of high quality vanilla extract
  • 1 large shallot, finely chopped & sweated in butter
  • pinch of sea salt
  • freshly ground black pepper, to taste
  • 1/8 teaspoon of freshly ground nutmeg
  • 1 teaspoon of herbs de provence
  • 2 Tablespoons of freshly grated Parmigiano Reggiano
  • 4 amaretti cookies, crushed (optional, it will make the filling much sweetier which you may or may not like so feel free to leave out, if you're in doubt)
  • 2 egg whites

For the Bechamel sauce
  • 1/4 cup all purpose flour
  • 2 Tablespoons unsalted butter
  • 2-1/4 cups lowfat milk
  • 1/8 teaspoon of freshly grated nutmeg
  • sea salt & white pepper to taste (go easy on the salt, we're going to use a lot of salty parmesan to cover the cannelloni after we pour the salt, so beware)
Directions

Preheat oven to 450 degrees. Clean and dry the sweet potatoes thoroughly then prick the tops of each one with a fork. Place the sweet potatoes directly on the center rack of the oven and bake for 1 hour until completely soft & oozing. Then remove & allow to cool until they are cool enough to handle. While potatoes bake, make the Bechamel sauce.

For the Bechamel sauce

  1. Using a heavy bottomed sauce, melt butter over medium heat.
  2. When butter is melted, add flour; whisking it in. Continue to whisk until butter & flour have completely combined & the resulting paste loses it raw look (about 2-3 minutes) Do not burn the roux but do cook it until nutty aroma is released & roux is light gold in color.
  3. When roux is ready, reduce heat to low and slowly begin to trickle in the milk, whisking it continuously while pouring it slowly in a steady stream to avoid making lumps of flour.
  4. When all the milk is poured, whisk often until sauce thickens and ribbons form (about 10-12 minutes).
  5. When sauce reaches the desired texture, remove from heat & season with nutmeg, pepper & salt. Set aside in a warm spot until ready to assemble dish. Prepare the crab filling.
For the crab filling
  1. In a large stainless steel mixing bowl, combine the grated garlic, minced scallions, goat cheese, ricotta and parmesan. Mixing thoroughly.
  2. Add the spinach leaves and the white pepper. Combine well.
  3. Add the lightly beaten egg, thoroughly incorporate into the cheese mixture
  4. Gently fold in the crabmeat, using a rubber spatula to thoroughly incorporate being careful not to over mix the filling and break up the crabmeat. Fill one pastry bag (or ziploc bag) with crabmeat mixture. You may need to use a teaspoon if your crab pieces are large. Set aside & prepare sweet potato filling.
For the sweet potato filling
  1. On a cutting board, while potatoes are still warm, cut each potato in half, lengthwise.
  2. Over a large bowl, remove the flesh of the cooled sweet potatoes by peeling the skin off or scooping it out with a spoon into the bowl & mashing them thoroughly with a masher or large fork. (You can also put them through a ricer for a finer texture)
  3. In a small bowl, combine mascarpone, cooked shallots, vanilla extract, nutmeg, herbs, pepper & parmesan. Mix well.
  4. Add the mascarpone mixture to the large bowl of sweet potatoes. Incorporating everything thoroughly.
  5. Beat the egg whites until foamy & light with soft body (but not into stiff peaks)
  6. Gently fold into the sweet potato mixture using a spatula to fully incorporate the eggs without taking all the air out of them
  7. Fill one pastry bag (or ziploc bag) with sweet potato mixture.
  8. Prepare cannelloni.
For the cannelloni
Reduce preheated oven to 350 degrees.
  1. Fill half the cooked cannelloni shells with the crab mixture, using the pastry bag to pipe them in. Do not over fill. Set on clean cutting board.
  2. Fill the other half of cooked cannelloni shells with the sweet potato mixture. Set on clean cutting board.
  3. Place baking dish, bechamel sauce, filled shells & grated parmesan on the work surface. Start by pouring a ladle or two of bechamel to completely cover the bottom of the pre-greased baking dish.
  4. Now assemble the dish by placing the filled shells in a single layer side by side on the baking dish, alternating one crab cannelloni with one sweet potato cannelloni. You may need to pack them tightly together.
  5. Pour the remaining bechamel over the top and sides of the pasta.
  6. Sprinkle the parmesan evenly over the entire dish & bake in the center rack of the oven for 30 to 40 minutes until sauce is bubbling & parmesan is golden brown. If the gratin is not golden enough, briefly broil the dish at least 6 inches from the heat source until desired color is reached. Remove from heat and allow to cool at room temperature for 10 minutes before serving.
  7. On pre-warmed plates, serve two cannelloni per person, one of each type of filling, with wilted spinach (see note if you don't know how to wilt spinach). Mangia!!!


Chocolate-Covered Strawberries



Note: This is a classic Valentine Day dessert that is both decadent & healthy. You can find them ready made for Valentine's Day at Godiva or other chocolatiers but they are fun and easy to make. Stemberries (or strawberries with the stems still attached) are available in supermarkets right now & are the best strawberries to use as the stems provide a natural handle for dipping. They are exorbitantly priced but worth the splurge for a special occasion. The darker the chocolate (60 % cocoa or above) the better for both melting and health purposes. You can use semisweet chocolate chips or really splurge and buy a hunk of Valrhona or Callebaut chocolate... so worth it & it's sold in bulk at Whole Foods!!!! The dipped berries can be stored for a couple of days in the fridge.

To temper or not to temper, that is the question. It's a way of heat treating then cooling it to change the crystalline structure of the chocolate. Tempering it makes the chocolate pretty, hard & glossy as it dries. Most commercial chocolate is already tempered . If you don't temper it, the chocolate may appear streaked or cloudy when it cools after dipping the strawberries into it. Strawberries introduce moisture into the chocolate which will cause the sugar & cacao in the chocolate to absorb it & seize up, forming little cloudy clumps. The texture will not be as satiny as the chocolate melts on the tongue. Some recipes suggest adding butter or heavy cream to the chocolate while slowly melting to avoid the need to temper but you still don't get that great snap when you bite into it. Jacque Torres aka "Mr. Chocolate" suggests the microwave method for people melting less than 1 lb. of chocolate which is what I will post here. Another site called cooking for engineers.com delivers a great chocolate tutorial and tempering, click here to go to the website.

You will have leftover strawberries, just store them on the parchment paper in a plastic container in the fridge. They'll keep for a day but not more than two days.


Ingredients:

  • 8 oz. of dark chocolate (over 60% cocoa), chopped into small pieces
  • 12 large strawberries with stems attached, washed & completely dried with a towel
  • 1 small microwaveable bowl
  • 1 baking sheet fitted with wax paper

Directions

  1. Place chocolate pieces in the microwaveable bowl, & microwave in short bursts for 30 seconds at a time, stir between each microwave session to evenly distribute the heat. Be patient & stick to the 30 second intervals.
  2. It's important to stop heating it just before the chocolate starts to melt. When the chocolate is just beginning to warm & melt lightly but the pieces still retain their shape, it's time to stop heating it. The chocolate pieces should be slightly shiny & mushy as you stir it.
  3. Keep stirring and allow the residual heat to melt the rest of the chocolate. You'll lose the temper if you overheat it.
  4. Place the melted chocolate, wax paper covered baking sheet & completely dry strawberries on a work surface, creating an assembly line of strawberries, melted chocolate & pan.
  5. Picking the strawberry up by its stem, gently but quickly dip it until it's covered 3/4 of the way up with chocolate, swirling the strawberry as you remove it from the chocolate to cover all the pores; then invert the strawberry, pointing the end up to the sealing to "seal" the chocolate.
  6. Place the strawberry on the sheet & repeat with the remaining berries.
  7. Allow the berries to cool at room temperature until chocolate is hard and glossy. Then serve.


Raspberry and Dark Chocolate Parfait with Greek Yogurt, Agave Nectar, and Toasted Walnuts


Note: This recipe is all assembly & no cooking. It's as delicious as it is simple and healthy. Just use a large clear glass with an elevated bowl, like a martini, wine or margarita glass. If you're unconcerned about fat or calories, you can make a sabayon, click here for a simple recipe or just use softened vanilla gelato.
Serves 2.

Ingredients
  • 1 pint of fresh raspberries, rinsed & dried
  • 8 oz. of lowfat Greek-style yogurt (Fage brand, pronounced fa-yeh, is by far the best)
  • 1 oz high quality dark chocolate, shaved into large shards with a microplane
  • 6 teaspoons of toasted walnuts, coarsely chopped
  • dark agave nectar in its squeeze bottle
  • 2 sprigs of mint (optional)
Directions
  1. Assemble all the ingredients, teaspoon, a tablespoon & the two parfait glasses.
  2. Start with a layer of two tablespoons of yogurt at the base of each glass.
  3. Follow with a layer of raspberries to cover yogurt.
  4. Follow the layer of raspberries with a squiggle (highly technical term) of agave nectar over the berries.
  5. Follow the agave nectar with a layer of chocolate shards
  6. Follow the chocolate with a layer of a teaspoon of chopped walnuts
  7. Repeat the layers until you have three layers of all the ingredients and top each glass with a sprig of mint. Voila.